TAMF

I’m so sad

Huskin

OMG THIS IS THE CUTEST THIS I'VE EVER SEEN

Elon Musk should come out with a self-titled Cologne.

At first I read "with" as "as"

When Stan Lee dies, all the Marvel movie characters should mention they have funerals to attend for their postman/doorman/friend/stripclub DJ and then be very confused when they all show up at the same one.

This definitely needs to happen

The way that building is on fire makes it look like the sun is reflecting off it

SPREAD THE WORD! VEGANS MUST BE STOPPED!

2017 shouldn't be pictured, because it's gonna be your year

Man: Siri, what is 1 trillion to the tenth power? Siri: Calculation. The answer is one zero zero zero zero zero [continuing] Man: *starts beatboxing to the rhythm. Woman 1: *joins in* Woman 2: *starts singing to the rhythm*

This is sO GOOD

Im annoyed with myself for not having liked this before

Fuck room 733, that story fucked me up for several hours and I was gettng creeped out by any small sounds I heard

I own a human skeleton

I thought I was the only one

The entire month of April, 2020 is going to be one long weed joke

Hopefully by then it wont still be a schedule 1 drug

Android users are safe

Why you keeping that turtle out his water?

He is the best seal.

Obviously with that walrus costume