astra inclinant sed non obligant

Must a female led, written, and directed film be good to men? Is it not enough to see empowering, badass, pretty women going absolutely batshit feral for two hours?

good fucking morning *levitates towards you with ill intent*

Is it a common broke/poor thing to see expensive shit and immediately think of just how many lunches you could buy with that money?

My pussy is fat my heart is fatter got a tiny brain made of snickerdoodle batter

like who ISN't having a strange and confusing time w/ intimacy and the physical experience

I’m going to make a new font called Times New Bastard

It’s Times New Roman but every seventh letter is jarringly sans serif

criminalise golf

team mysterious leg bruise

you really made me read this

Is anyone else in a weird state of mind right now ? Like everything is fine but everything’s not fine

have fun storming area 51 you fucking idiots. im gonna be in area 52 where the REAL shit be

have fun virgin i’ll be in area 69

due to personal reasons i have decided to stop making sense to anyone. i will not be accepting constructive criticism nor will i be taking any questions at this or any other time