hi perv CAN YOU WRITE SOMETHING FOR COWBOY JEFF TREMAINE PLEAK. anything dada. IM HUNGRY. thank you love you mwa mwa xx
WARNING: smut, cursing, not proofread💔👀
Front row tickets to his rodeo…
Context: you are a female crew member/volunteer on the set of Jackass
Summary: You’ve had relentless flirting and banter with director and total daddy, Jeff tremain since you’ve started working with him. But seeing him all dressed up like a sexy cowboy for this next stunt? Was your last straw.
Chaos. That’s all that Jackass was, and you? You were just one of the masterminds behind keeping it contained, to your best ability of course—
Jeff was currently trying to convince Bam to not be a little bitch, and let Ryan burn a dick onto his ass cheek, and it didn’t take him long. Because of course it didn’t, it was Jeff… He was smooth, convincing, sexy— Anyways.
You were trying to seem busy, picking up props, wiping down a table, checking cables, etc. Waiting for the right moment to swoop in—
Finally, he starts to walk away from the two idiots, noticing that you’ve been cleaning the same spot on the prop table since he started to talk to Ryan and Bam.
“Is the table really that dirty hun’?”, he said clearly teasing you, raising a brow and laughing quietly at you, leaning against the table. You blushed lightly… embarrassed that he noticed you staring.
“I.. U-Uh no, sorry—“, you said, chuckling awkwardly, standing up straight, and composing yourself. Trying not to appear as submissive as you actually are—
“So you’ll be on stand by for this stunt right?— I need you and Johnny to hold Bam down.”, He says, immediately going back to writing on his clipboard, pushing his cowboy hat up slightly. Instinctively you bit your lip slightly, swallowing softly before speaking—,”Yeah! Yes.. yes I can.”, You said, running a hand through your hair to ground yourself.
“Awesome! You’re the best, as always—“, he said, which sorta made your heart flutter even if it was just a generalized term for appreciation. He finally looked back up at you and flashed a small smile, which obviously you smile back.
The two of you ended up chatting about the movie, except you couldn’t give a shit about the movie, you just wanted him to rip your clothes off with his teeth. But you’d never say that, instead, you’d accidentally interrupt him like an idiot, “Your outfit—“, you blurted mid conversation. “What?— The costume? I know, ironic Spike had them put me in one, I’m not even on camera—“, you blinked, realizing you’d just interrupted him. “No, I mean I like it— I-I think it’s cute.”
He raised a brow, taking a step closer while putting the clipboard down, which made your heart flutter again. “What, it’s not sexy or anything?—“, he said, barking out a laugh. “Okay… it’s sexy. What did you want me to say?”, You said, crossing your arms as if the closeness wasn’t affecting you.
“I dunno, maybe a, you’re so hot Jeff!, no?”, He said, which made you laugh, he was stroking his ego, anddd you liked it…. “Okay, so you want me to blow smoke up your ass?”, you teased, reaching out to play with the collar of his button up… grinning slowly.
He just chuckles, and pulls your hand back slowly, and for once? Your confused. He usually doesn’t push you away, but before you can even frown, he redirects you. Pointing towards his trailer. “Do me a favor Doll, I think the blow torch I need is in my trailer, and you apparently need to keep your hands busy.”, he says flatly, making you roll your eyes as if he’s teasing you once more.
Within no time your in his messy trailer, clothes along the bed like he was planning, searching head to toe for this blow torch that’s just not in there… But you don’t know that. So you spend 20 minutes trying to to find this “missing” blow torch to please your boss.
As you’re looking through cabinets, you hear the trailer door shut and lock, making your eyes peel away from blow torch search party duty, and land on Jeff. “Sorry, I know it’s taking me forever but—“, he cuts your lousy apology off, “The blow torch.” He says, mocking the way you cut him off prior.
“What..? I-I know, I’m trying to find it.”, you say, closing the cabinet and turn around to face him fully, leaning against the small kitchenette counter. “No, baby it’s just not in here…”, he says calmly, his voice dropping an octave, which makes you swallow nervously… blushing at the pet name. “So then why am I in here?—“, you said nervously, loosing all prior confidence and flirtatious knowledge as you realized you were trapped in his trailer and he was calling you baby…
“Oh puh-lease. You know exactly why I wanted you in here…”, he said, finally acting on the empty flirting, and lustful compliments you two had been making. “Jeff…” You muttered before he grabbed you hips, pulling you against him. You kept your hand near your chest, now actually nervous to touch him…
“What? Now you’re scared? What happened to all that confidence you have near me?”, he said, chuckling as he took off the western hat, leaning a little closer. Waiting for you to speak, and when you didn’t, he spoke for you. “Fine… I know you stare at me.. I stare back, and I know damn well you want me to do more than just tell you that you’re doing a good Job.” He said quietly.. Making your skin crawl, and suddenly it felt 10 degrees hotter in his arms. You swallowed nervously before nodding in agreement, “Fine asshole. I do stare, alright? I do a lot more than stare..” You replied, almost reluctant to admit the things you’d done with Jeff in mind.
“You wanna kiss me? Or am I gonna have to do all the work here baby..? I mean you’re being a real puss right now… especially after all that big talk back there.” He says quietly, playing with the hem of your tank top. “You’re such a tease..” You reply, placing a hand on his chest, as if to tease him and try and pull back.
“Oh I’m a tease? And what about you in these tight fuckin’ jeans? Hm..?” He said barking out a laugh before sliding his hand down to grab your ass, kneading it gently as he kissed the corner of your mouth, “Are we gonna do this? Or do you wanna go back to the unbearable tension where we so obviously wanna rip each others clothes off?—“ He said, not giving you a chance to speak, properly kissing you… Groaning breathlessly into your mouth.
You tensed up before melting into the kiss, tilting your head slightly to get more action, running your tongue over his bottom lip like you were begging him to open up. When he did? You rushed your tongue in, fighting him for dominance as you tasted every inch of his mouth… Reminiscing in the taste of his cheap gum and cigarettes.
After a while he pulled back panting slightly, slowly grinning. Trying to pull you closer even though there was zero room left. Slowly, he backed up into the couch, patting his lap gently and waving for you to sit. “C’mere pretty girl… Sit.”, He said in a lower octave. Looking up at you with needy half lidded eyes.
You didn’t even hesitate to straddle him. Immediately snaking your arms around his neck while leaning back down to kiss him gentler than last time. Humming softly as you felt his hand roam your body carefully.. Finally running his right hand along your inner thigh, feeling the heat radiating from your needy cunt.
“f-ffuck.. I need you..” You muttered against his lips. Which made him pull back to see your face, which was spent and flushed. He just chuckled before palming you gently through your jeans, earning a soft whimper straight from the heart.
“Your soaking wet princess… already this worked up for me..?”, He teased… already knowing the answer. He brushed your hair behind your ears before moving his hands to undo your jeans pulling them down just enough to see your panties. Where he then didn’t even tease you.. Just immediately gave you what you wanted.
“Jesus Christ… such a pretty cunt.”
He said, gently pressing down on your clit with his middle and ring finger, moving in slow circles. He stared up at you, gauging your reaction, trying to see what made you squirm. Soon enough he’d taken those fingers to his mouth and sucked on them.
“What are you—“, You tried to ask him what he was doing, but soon enough you found out as he pushed them past your entrance, slowly pumping them in and out, biting his lip as he watched you make that “o” face. You dug your nails into his shoulders as you felt him finger you, looking down to watch as if it was all surreal or something. You were a whiny mess, clearly on edge for him, but he was just waiting, waiting till you were right there so he could edge you, make you wait to cum…
When he noticed you heaving and panting, he pulled his fingers out. Licking them clean before shuffling to get your jeans off, letting you work at his.
“Fuck. You’re so beautiful—“, He said once he’d finally got your bottoms off. Helping you get him out of his jeans, which had become painfully tight. You tugged his boxers down as much as you could, watching his cock spring out. Biting your lip as it twitched for you. “See that? That’s how badly I want you… How badly I’ve been wanting you.”, He said softly, reaching to grab your chin, pulling you back into a gentle kiss as he slowly stroked his dick from base to tip…
“P-Please baby… I’m fucking aching…”, he mumbled as he pulled back slightly, a string of drool connecting you and him. When he begged for you to let him fuck you? You didn’t even hesitate, just immediately nodding, allowing him to guide you down onto him desperately. He grabbed your hips gently as if to not hurt you, gently lining himself up with your entrance, wasting no time and allowing himself to sink into you. The stretch was satisfying almost, only painful in the best ways…
“J-Jesus.. Mmngh—“, you whimpered. Resting your forehead as he gently lifted and dropped you onto his cock, keeping a steady pace. “F-Fuck! You’re so tight baby, goddd…”, He whined desperately as his eyes fluttered shut… Soon enough you were both a panting mess, the pace became animalistic. You were riding him like a wild bull. As if nobody was outside, as if the entire cast couldn’t, and wouldn’t press their nosy ears against the door to listen.
“O-Oh fuck.. fuckfuckfuck.. J-Jeff! Please I’m so close—“, You moan, cupping a hand over your mouth to muffle the moans as you felt that familiar knot in your stomach. Knowing you weren’t gonna last much longer. “I-I know, come on baby.. cum for me..”, He begged, reaching his hand down, starting to rub your clit once more. Your eyes rolled back slightly as you felt yourself begin to get overstimulated with pleasure.
Your hands smacked down onto his chest, gripping his flannel tightly as you came, your hips twitching forward as you tightened around his cock, crying out a moan of satisfaction as you slumped into him. Letting him thrust harder as you rode you way through the orgasm. Soon after he groaned loudly, slamming into one last time as he came, filling you up nicely. “O-Ohhh fuckkkk—“, he groaned through gritted teeth, panting against your shoulder, shuddering slightly.
After a few minutes, he pulled back to look at your face, spent and tired.. rubbing your cheek as he gently peppered you with soft kisses, resting his forehead against yours. “Again..?”, He said in a teasing tone, which made you smack his shoulder and shake your head. “How about later…? Somewhere private Jeff.”, You said… almost reminding him that outside that door he had to go back to work. He rolled his eyes and nodded. Kissing you once more almost as if he needed it to make it till “later”.
I know I’m rusty, please don’t kill me guys.
