God of Fear, Duke of Despair

you cannot convince me illegal immigration is a real problem and I'm sick of pretending it is. yk when you were a kid and you got mad at your sibling for crossing an imaginary line that you drew in the car? that's what you're doing right now except you're actually killing people over it

I get how we need records of who's in the country for like census or tax purposes, yk boring logistical stuff. but you know what we could do with people who don't have the paperwork? send them to the courthouse to fill out their paperwork. boom problem solved and you didn't have to spend 80 thousand dollars detaining and deporting them

the only thing that needs to be done with undocumented folks is...document them...problem solved

Just like the only thing that needs to be done with unhoused people is…house them…problem solved

some of them want to amuse you 😺. some of them want to be amused 😸

float like a butterfly (nervously forgets end of quote) green like a pea

fonts will be named shit like viscera antique, 16 bit dreams, doctor's orders, bingo condensed, googly, wish you were here

*twirls my bush in my fingers* kill him

spicy instant noodle took my car keys

nothing a cigarette and a blunt and some vodka and calling my senate and researching moral ocd and destroying all of my interpersonal relationships and acting on the urges and jacking off and killing myself cant fix

if you chew loudly around me i’ll actually kill you bruh

im thirsty 😢 I need water 💦

I really wanted to kin scarecrow but I am a 🅿️ussy actually and hate scary things ✌️