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ind Stannis Baratheon RP sideblog. BOOK ONLY. info here. main blog is @dimeremantiro

Stan would thrive in a fear and hunger world I think but he'd also get moonscorched so fast

No fanon ships for Stan work it's so funny like Elia or Sansa are the most popular ones and both sound like hell to him

yayyy it worked. Now like for sth in your askbox from stannis

this blog is so broken and unused i don't even have activity tab anymore

I don't think y'all know how severe and mean Stan would be to a son of his. Like Renly would walk away like 'damn I got off easy'

'was he scared about getting married' YES

I think. I'm going to give Stannis the power of being able to tell if people are dead or alive. Like it's going to be something he can consistently do, long as he knows enough about the person or has a lived item.

ask Stan what is honor compared to a woman's love and he'll reply something really funny

I don't think Arya would like Stannis at all. Unpopular opinion I guess.

Stannis did not formally convert until ACOK, but he didn't not convert before. If he can use his religion to get away from religious nonsense he will.

bridgerton!stannis may be the funniest guy of all time