A Hundred Snails in a Trenchcoat

I was so scared they were heading for a romance subplot but congrats to Project Hail Mary for going for the far funnier option of 'Trolley Operator' and 'Guy She Is Actively Tying To The Tracks'. What a dynamic. Movie of the year.

“How did you get my fingerprints?!” and “I know exactly how he got my blood” were such a funny juxtaposition.

trans people listen to me. you need to live. find whatever makes you feel alive and hold on to it. bake something. sing your favourite album start to finish. pick up that game you loved as a child. despair is a tactic and we cannot give in. do what you can to fight, but if nothing else, keep yourself safe, alive, and as joyous as you can be.

question. why do you have 7 featureless grey monoliths in your driveway

There's eight actually but the last one is still in the garage

question. why do you have eight featureless grey monoliths

They're actually a really dark purple

question. why do you have seven featureless really dark purple monoliths in your driveway and an eighth in the garage

Some of them do have features though. There's holes and hinges and stuff, so I can put secrets in em

question. why do you have 8 really dark purple occasionally featureful monoliths

The heart wants what the heart wants

this reads like a muppet sketch

You're not wrong

Spent tonight at a local short film festival. One of the shorts was made by two 12 year olds in their backyard and it was the best short of the entire night

It won the audience choice award, obviously

sorry the what? the what moray

Cool, I can't wait for social media sites, who are notorious for selling private data, to have access to my ID, face, and potentially bank card too!!

personally I don't think if you're a kid you should be using your real name on the internet. very easy for people to find out too much about you. instead you should spend years using a different made-up name that becomes part of your persona to an arguably even greater degree than your actual name and then when you grow up and find out you're trans you have a ready-made name to switch to even if it's probably like Leaf or something

Fucking hell you didn't need to call me out like this 😭