What Had Happened Was

I’m 152 days into being 30. Clearly, I am qualified to have the best opinion on what being 30 means. Being 30 means….

1)   I don’t understand Snapchat and now I miss Myspace.

2)   In order to see my friends I have to pay $70 to join a recreational adult kickball team but I’m too fat to run.

3)   My right knee hurts sometimes. My left knee is fine.

4)   I can drink alcohol on Friday and Saturday nights but rarely partake because it makes me ‘bloated’. Plus alcohol is full of ‘empty calories’.

5)   Keeping a list of passwords cause I have so many accounts now. My credit card was stole when I was 28 so now I now I create impossible to hack and remember passwords. Password123 is no longer a viable option.

6)   Investing in name brand face washes that smell like rose and lavender cause wrinkle prevention.

7)   Still paying student loans. Still thinking about Grad school.

8)   Realizing everyone made better choices than me in their 20s.

9)   Being the old lady.