meikämuurikka

now that we have successfully nitpicked the difference between poisonous and venomous it is time we nitpicked the difference between parasite and parasitoid

yes

that being said landlords are parasitoids

Hey Girl I mean All Pronouns

Putting the term "Catholic guilt" on a high shelf where fandom can't reach it until everyone learns how to identify characters who are very very clearly coded as Protestant.

Ok everyone let’s think beautiful thoughts about masculine women today.

my relationship with dragon age as a series is so twisted it’s like my ex-husband i divorced in the messiest way possible but i still have feelings for him nobody knows me like he does and we have occasional passionate love affairs still but also i daydream about killing him in his sleep quite often

hes lying next to me in bed my hands are shaking closing around his throat i cant see through the tears

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

*turns my attention inwards* mmmmm. no *turns my attention back outwards* oh god

turn your attention to The Character

I can be trusted with the fictional character. I Promise.

I lied. Fuck it’s dire y’all. It’s Bad.

gonna start saying "this is setting men back 10 years" whenever some guy says some dumb shit

"this is really gonna hurt the male community"