Aster

Everytime I talk about my high school education with international friends I have to go through the mortifying ordeal of explaining that my curriculum was not, in fact, the default one, especially when they go "I didn't know French students all did that!" They didn't. I'm just the Nerdatron 5000

I'm my parent's cheapest child to entertain because my brothers have a gamer PC set and attend football matches but I just watch pirated movies in my 2008 kiddie pool

I saw my weird psychiatrist today and when I told him I wanted to take a master's degree in Art History he said "I love meeting people who don't care about money!!" Then I paid for the session with change and he went "Ah, coins! These are great for my son, he likes to steal my cash for weed"

Man being the oldest child is bullshit. My parents call my brothers "darling" or "little lamb" but exclusively refer to me as The Studious Creature

One of the things I hate most about my father is that whenever you open up to him about something, he'll answer with a somewhat relevant quote. I've been waiting for years for an opportunity to get back at him. Recently, he started complaining about having to cook dinner everyday; so I said "one must imagine Sisyphus happy" and he threw a wooden spoon at me

Sometimes I wonder if I was a "weird kid" in primary school and then I remember that we had a radio club and I would appear on the air as a 40y.o. cryptozoologist named Dalatha Wolpertinger

Modern medicine is the source of a good amount of my personal female rage, because god forbid I get anything else than Tylenol for years of suffering agonizing pain due to endometriosis, but the instant I get a visible cut on my tonsils, I get prescribed OPIUM ??

Gonna try washing down my ADHD medication with Irish coffee flavoured Monster tomorrow. Art History class is gonna witness greatness

Kid on my train was crying to his mum, going "but why did you name me SPIT ! 😔😔" and in a very strained, tired tone of voice she went "I didn't"

I can never take any media seriously that justifies a woman's impressive skill by saying "she had several brothers", not only because that's absurdly misogynistic but because as a girl with male siblings, the only skill I've learned is verbally abusing people who try to fuck me over when we do the dishes