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Apples are so fucked up you can get two from the same pile ans one tastes more like an apple than anything youve ever eaten and the other tastes like water poisoned by pharaohs

good morning soft sad freaks on an unprofitable website

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Guys, guys, look, guys, I know that Dracula is terrible. But I unironically want to start greeting people with his "Welcome to my house. Come freely. Go safely; and leave something of the happiness you bring!". I want to find a sign that says this and hang it on my front door. I need to incorporate this in my every day speech. I'm 65% of the way to making it my lock screen on my phone. I am actively adding it to my blog as we speak. This is by far my favorite line of the whole book. I just.

Make this like a “Live Laugh Love” style plaque on your wall.

Precisely the thought!

I lie on the floor bleeding, I am seconds away from dying. I stand up perfectly straight and calmly walk over to my computer-- Inputing my password with calm collectedness, I log on to tumblr.com, I start wrtting a text post: "omggggg it's like this bullet is obsessed with me the way it is all up in my bussiness shfhgj #mybullet", I close my tabs, I power down my computer and walk back, I do the source engine ragdoll and I am dead within impact

problem with tv shows today is i think a lot of them want to be movies. 90 minute episodes with full cgi and a plot so streamlined theres no time for filler is not a tv show to me. tv shows need a low budget so they can afford to send the characters on weird detours to flesh out the universe. its healthy. its good for the ecosystem. you need a show wiki writers and tv tropes cataloguers can sink their teeth into.

morning/night person is a false dichotomy because its impossible to have any energy at any point of the day

"but physical media is worse quality and will break with time" I DON'T CARE! I WANT TO OWN THINGS I LIKE! I WANT SHELVES FULL OF DVDS, CDS, AND A LIBRARY!

Lemme tel you what’s going to happen to your streaming services once they decide it’s not profitable anymore.