The things that are naughty in life

Relaxing in my refrigerated room.

Felt round, but not big… one day.

How big do you guys want me? 😳

I just keep getting new stretchies ⚡️⚡️⚡️

A dozen donuts has gotten too easy

Summary: Marco is a cocky jock used to coasting through life on his good looks. His stepbrother Jared has always been fat, and teasing him about it is Marco’s favourite pastime. But when Jared starts slimming down, Marco’s latest scheme (sabotaging Jared’s diet) comes back to bite him in a big way.

This story owes a huge debt to “Neighbors” by Anonymous. I couldn’t match that story’s rapid-fire pace, but I do think I did justice to the narrator’s snarky tone.

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I’m one of those guys who can eat whatever he wants. It’s true—my whole life I’ve had this amazing metabolism. I ate like a pig all through high school, and I had the best body in that place. Probably because I played so many sports. 

My stepbrother, Jared, wishes he could eat like me and look as good as I do. Dude is so lazy, and so damn fat. The only exercise he gets is lifting a fork and getting up for seconds. I don’t know where he gets it—my stepdad keeps in pretty good shape; he’s a pretty good looking dude, all around. My mom definitely could have done worse.

I just keep getting new stretchies ⚡️⚡️⚡️

An old comparison compilation next to me today after being fat boy. What yall think?

Nice day at the beach 😁

Glutted Gut 🐽

I'm too hungry for food, and she is too hungry for the power being a feeder brings to change the dynamic.

But I'm still holding onto the dream of us both becoming enabling piggies and growing each other to stupid sizes.

Maybe one day after getting huge enough and even more followers she might be jealous enough to want it back, but for now imma keep this.