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This still reminds me of his Boosh character
Fan fiction, fan art, the way female fans celebrate what they love: this stuff isn’t a secret anymore – and it shouldn’t be a punch line anymore, either. It’s a big messy world full of amateur writing and unedited work, but it’s also got of some of the best fiction I’ve ever read, published or otherwise. You don’t have to participate in it to afford it even a modicum of respect. I’ll be the first to volunteer if you ever want to learn. But if you’re not interested in that, politely decline to answer. It’s easy to blame the celebrity, dragged into answering these questions. But really, the fault lies with the media. Please, please, please journalists: stop asking celebrities about fan fiction. Unless you’re having an in-depth conversation about fictional constructions of the actors’ personae (like the very one you’ll be presenting in your piece?), it serves no purpose. Non-fans likely don’t get it; fans think you look like a bully – because you are.
Elizabeth Minkel, in her article “Why it doesn’t matter what Benedict Cumberbatch thinks of Sherlock fan fiction”
OMG OMG this article, THIS FUCKING ARTICLE. THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU
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Brilliantly put..
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I just love the Orlando Jones bit. Bless him.
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Read the full article, it’s wonderful
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Scorpius/Rose (Scorose) Fanfics Recommendation
As I promised before, fellas.. finally got a chance to make some fanfictions recommendation. Thanks to dearest pikachewbites who inspired and encouraged me to do the list. This time, I’m going to list my favorite scorose fanfictions that I have ever read.
Before jumping to the list, let me tell you that these are my favorite storylines of scorose fanfiction (so, my favorite scorose fanfictions are based on one or more of these preferences):
Slytherin!Scorpius and Gryffindor!Rose
Post-Hogwarts (with Auror!Scorpius would be much better)
Enemies with benefits (I know that this kind of plot is too cheesy and fluffy, but I just.. love it, haha)
Starting from “strangers” relationship (I like an idea how they don’t know much very well in the beginning of the story, and their relationship finally grows as the story goes on)
Arranged marriage or fake relationship
The ones with asterisk (*) means that I had read them several times and I recommend you more to read them. :D The list is not in order and please be careful with highly smut M rated stories. Most of the stories also had Slytherin!Scorpius and Gryffindor!Rose in the storyline.
COMPLETED MULTI-CHAPTER :
A Fine Line (*) by MondayChardonnay (M rating, 28 chapters) [Settling Debts (Companion, M rating, one-shot), Marry Me (Sequel, T rating, one-shot), Lullaby (Sequel, M rating, one-shot – Post-Hogwarts)] ~ My first and most favorite scorose fanfiction all the time. It pictures me exactly how I want Scorpius and Rose’s relationship will be.
Our Little Secret (*) by Kerichi (T rating, 23 chapters) [Facinating Facts About Scorpius Malfoy (Companion, T rating, one-shot), Our Little Secret: Lost (Sequel, T rating, 17 chapters completed – Post-Hogwarts), The Green Knight Rises (Sequel, T rating, 31 chapters WIP – Post-Hogwarts)] ~ If you want to see how a Slytherin and a Gryffindor can work together and make everything goes well, you better read this one!
Compliments (*) by 00Verisimilitude00 (T rating, 21 chapters)
I Chose You (*) by MemberOfDumbledoresArmy (M rating, 28 chapters – Post-Hogwarts) ~ This story not only tells about scorose relationship, but other next gen characters’ relationship as well. I like Albus/OC’s story in here.
Confronting Temptation (*) by EarthsTrueGreen (M rating, 29 chapters – Post-Hogwarts with Auror!Scorpius) [Fighting Temptation (Prequel, M rating, 33 chapters completed), Expecting Temptation (Sequel, M rating, 7 chapters WIP – Post Hogwarts with Auror!Scorpius)]
Butterflies and Hurricanes (*) by KaryInTheSky (T rating, 15 chapters)
Rumor Has It (*) by SiriusUntiltheVeryEnd (T rating, 25 chapters) [Don’t You Remember (Sequel, M rating, 18 chapters completed – Post-Hogwarts), Make You Feel My Love (Sequel, M rating, 12 chapters completed – Post-Hogwarts with Auror!Scorpius)]
Crossfire (*) by SiriusUntiltheVeryEnd (M rating, 18 chapters – Post-Hogwarts with Auror!Scorpius)
Excuses (*) by GraeLiars (M rating, 4 chapters – Post-Hogwarts)
Morocco (*) by MajiKat (M rating, 16 chapters – Post-Hogwarts with Auror!Scorpius) ~ Ideal mixture between adventure and romance.
30 Days of You and Me (*) by Mistress (M rating, 22 chapters)
The Best Kind of Punishment (*) by Ozma333 (T rating, 4 chapters)
A Second Chance (*) by midnigtmockingjay (T rating, 6 chapters)
Three Balconies and a Staircase (*) by hollysarena (T rating, 6 chapters - Post-Hogwarts)
Fireflies (*) by SiriusUntiltheVeryEnd (T rating, 16 chapters)
The Art of Seduction (*) by WriterInDress (M rating, 30 chapters)
For Entertainment Purposes Only by HorcruxFinder (T rating, 18 chapters) [For Your Entertainment (Prequel/Companion, T rating, one-shot)]
I Believe I Hate You by idiotique (K+ rating, 30 chapters)
Hot Off the Press by bahjoosaeyo (T rating, 17 chapters – Post-Hogwarts)
White Flag by Mrs Pettyfer (M rating, 11 chapters – Post-Hogwarts with Auror!Scorpius)
Realization of a Malfoy by Kaitie McDonahue (T rating, 52 chapters – Post-Hogwarts with Auror!Scorpius)
Universally Acknowledged by Realmer06 (T rating, 6 chapters – Post-Hogwarts)
Learning to Love by 9BasketCase5 (M rating, 20 chapters – Post-Hogwarts)
My Stupid Fiance by allchildrenbutonegrowup (M rating, 20 chapters – Post-Hogwarts)
The Snake and The Rose by Emmie0928 (T rating, 18 chapters) ~ Draco Malfoy is quite far OOC in here, but his character and his relationship with Astoria in this story are extremely interesting and hilarious!
The Theory of Hate and Sexual Tension by XxWallflowerxX (T rating, 14 chapters)
Wooing Rose Weasley by QueenMabShakespeare (M rating, 3 chapters)
Amortentia by Narcissa Durmstrang (M rating, 2 chapters)
W E are not Friends by Lasaraleena (M rating, 5 chapters)
Slytherin Schemes by dracosgem (M rating, 3 chapters)
Nine Months by nubiem (T rating, 23 chapters – Post-Hogwarts)
Oh, Crap by Owl and Crow (T rating, 4 chapters)
Unwanted Betrothal by lady-delphinea (T rating, 31 chapters)
Lycanthropy by KitKat-Pyrophobia (T rating, 18 chapters)
Bodyguard by Annevader (M rating, 23 chapters – Post-Hogwarts with Auror!Scorpius)
Third Time’s The Charm by LouisaM (T rating, 7 chapters)
May I Take Your Order? by AMessofPickles (T rating, 10 chapters)
After A Storm by caputdraconis14 (M rating, 52 chapters)
Temptation by blindingstars07 (T rating, 21 chapters) [Always (Sequel, M rating, 3 chapters WIP – Post-Hogwarts)]
I’ll Do The Dishes by inlovewithpadfoot (M rating, 16 chapters – Post-Hogwarts)
The Mysterious Case of the Twin Wands by MissMdsty (M rating, 15 chapters – Post-Hogwarts with Auror!Scorpius)
White Lines by strmlng (T rating, 4 chapters)
The Truth Inside Your Lies by the_edge_of_love (T rating, 5 chapters – Post-Hogwarts with Auror!Scorpius)
The Other Woman by IrishMythe (T rating, 26 chapters)
Listen to your Heart, Not to the World by greenphantomme (T rating, 2 chapters)
Irreplacable by SiriuslyNot (M rating, 2 chapters - Post-Hogwarts)
My Caretaker by shina_laris (T rating, 2 chapters – Post Hogwarts)
The Five Senses by SarahLou (T rating, 5 chapters)
In Need of Some Good Advice by BirdG (M rating, 5 chapters)
Havoc by KitKat-Pyrophobia (T rating, 2 chapters)
Friends with Benefits Scorpius and Rose Edition by yaya3606 (M rating, 14 chapters – Post-Hogwarts with Auror!Scorpius)
In Vino Veritas by i_am_girlfriday (M rating, 6 chapters – Post-Hogwarts)
Forty Nine Moments by existence555 (T rating, 8 chapters)
Like Most Traditional Love Stories (except… not) by wl_mods (M rating, 2 chapters – Post-Hogwarts)
WIP MULTI-CHAPTER :
Malfoy’s Got It Goin’ On! (*) by weasleykingrocks (M rating, 23 chapters WIP - Post-Hogwarts with Auror!Scorpius) ~ Prepare your tissue!! I was drowning into many feels while reading this fanfiction. Unfortunately, this story had been on WIP status for a long time and I don’t have any idea whether the author will continue this story or not T_T
Disappear (*) by MemberOfDumbledoresArmy (T rating, 6 chapters WIP, Post-Hogwarts) ~ I never read scorose fanfiction like this before. It has a unique storyline and too many feels inside it!
35 Reasons Our Relationship Survived by TazFromStarship (T rating, 9 chapters WIP – Post-Hogwarts) [35 Reasons I Shouldn’t Date Scorpius (Prequel, T rating, 19 chapters completed)]
Seeing Red by peaches1418 (T rating, 20 chapters WIP)
Don’t mess with me by JessicaCloudMalfoy (M rating, 10 chapters WIP)
Arranged Marriage by ever afters (T rating, 9 chapters WIP)
The Birthday Present by GraeLiars (M rating, 8 chapters WIP – Post-Hogwarts) ~ The best Slytherin!Scorpius I’ve ever read. Merlin, he’s really cunning and determined in this story. XD
Find Your Love by dream_BIG (M rating, 4 chapters WIP – Post-Hogwarts)
Black and White by HappiestTragedy (M rating, 15 chapters WIP – Post-Hogwarts)
That Thing (that is by no means a relationship) by GraeLiars (M rating, 3 chapters WIP – Post-Hogwarts)
Square One by P.o.T.t.Y.F.a.N.x (T rating, 8 chapters WIP)
Art & Alchemy (*) by languidbones (M rating, 6 chapters WIP)
ONE-SHOT :
Beautiful by Call-Me-Crazy.Cuz I Am (K+ rating, one-shot) [Carpe Diem (Companion, T rating, one-shot)]
The Hospital Bed Monologue (*) by GraeLiars (K+ rating, one-shot, Post-Hogwarts)
Oh, I’d Snog You Like The Muggles Do by howlsatthemoon (T rating, one-shot)
Failed Resolutions and Other Traditions by frostykitten (T rating, one-shot – Post-Hogwarts)
Velvet Box by KitKat-Pyrophobia (T rating, one-shot – Post-Hogwarts)
Sweetness In Starlight by lachambre11 (T rating, one-shot)
Long Overdue (*) by queenb2369 (M rating, long one-shot – Post-Hogwarts)
Not Just Lovers Anymore by Brina711 (M rating, one-shot – Post-Hogwarts) [Black Satin Blanket (Sequel, M rating, one-shot – Post-Hogwarts)]
The Beauty and the Beast by AdFinemAdInfinitum (T rating, one-shot)
We Stand and Face The Storm by Realmer06 (T rating, long one-shot)
Thank me Later by dream_BIG (M rating, one-shot – Post-Hogwarts with Auror!Scorpius)
Forget Me Not by randomwriter (M rating, one-shot – Post-Hogwarts)
I Object! by makoshark (K+ rating, one-shot – Post-Hogwarts) ~ Can’t expect more from Draco Malfoy and Ron Weasley. XDD~
Unsure and Uneasy (*) by drcjsnider (M rating, one-shot – Post-Hogwarts with Auror!Scorpius)
The Accident by tudorrose1533 (T rating, one-shot – Post-Hogwarts)
A Dying Rose by Brina711 (T rating, one-shot)
We’re Looking for Something Dumb to Do by sarahyyy (T rating, one-shot – Post-Hogwarts)
Potter’s Potty Yuletide Love by georginacastleorpington (T rating, one-shot)
rhapsody by symphonies of you (T rating, long one-shot)
fragments by symphonies of you (T rating, one-shot)
Every Face a Different Shade by theladynimue (T rating, one-shot – Post-Hogwarts)
Definition Of Love: Clumsy by Mac-alicious (T rating, one-shot)
Scorpius Malfoy vs TrickorTreaters! by QuickQuotesQuill07 (T rating, one-shot – Post-Hogwarts)
Her Unexpected Hero by RavenclawAmber (T rating, one-shot)
Bound to Happen (*) by Innocent Innuendo (T rating, long one-shot)
Compare This by AC Tadhg (T rating, one-shot)
The trouble with Scorpius Malfoy by Pinkjimmychoos (T rating, one-shot)
Unexpected Situations by Randomonium (M rating, long one-shot)
Adrenaline Rush by Lucifer’s Garden (K+ rating, one-shot)
All Tied Up by pottersandponds (T rating, one-shot)
Gather Ye Rosebuds by sarahyyy (T rating, one-shot – Post-Hogwarts)
The End of the Affair by bitchet (M rating, one-shot – Post-Hogwarts)
The Wild Rose by i_am_girlfriday (M rating, long one-shot – Post-Hogwarts)
Not As Originally Planned by mollywheezy (M rating, long one-shot – Post-Hogwarts)
Give Me Your Heart, Lover Boy by howlsatthemoon (T rating, one-shot)
The Miraculous Malfoy by thexchromosomee (T rating, one-shot – Post-Hogwarts)
The Tale of the Terrible Kisser by Sergeant Wellington (T rating, one-shot – Post-Hogwarts)
The Spectator (*) by languidbones (T rating, one-shot)
screaming nonsense from the mountaintops by Just The Wind (K+ rating, one-shot)
So there’s this guy, hypothetically by AdFinemAdInfinitum (K+ rating, one-shot)
He Fancies You by icylemonsquash (T rating, one-shot) [Effect (Companion, T rating, one-shot)]
Four Hours by whenthewallscomecrashingdown (T rating, one-shot – Post-Hogwarts)
Inappropriate Behaviour by scorpiusrose (T rating, one-shot)
Seeing More by Realmer06 (T rating, one-shot)
Personal Space by Maizzy (M rating, one-shot)
Five Times Scorpius Caught Rose Drinking by drcjsnider (T rating, one-shot)
deus ex machina by lifeofapplepie (T rating, one-shot)
Little things we notice by Pinkjimmychoos (T rating, one-shot)
[Last Update : August 21st, 2015]
And.. I’M DONE!! Well, actually I had read more than those I wrote on the list, but those were the ones that I love the most. As you see that I didn’t put many one-shots on the list since in fact that there are so many one-shots in every sites and mostly I just read them fast and forgot to put them on the list. -_-
But, here they are.. Take your time and prepare your tissue. Hopefully that the list will help you and make you love scorose MORE AND MORE!! I’ll let you know if I find another interesting fanfiction. XD
“So, Owen Wood?” he asked. “Really?”
“Jealous?”
“Yes,” he answered simply.
For Entertainment Purposes Only, chapter 5 (author: HorcruxFinder)
(Art source unknown)
rose is a loose cannon and scorp is the blushing bf
scoROSE HEadcaNONS??! [requested]
ok so scorose are like my ultimate OTP ever
they got that whole “star crossed lover” thing going on
HOWEVER im not too sold on the whole EVERY WEASLEY HATES SCORPIUS
bc like i have ideAS OF WHICH I shall now share
so rose is gryffindor and i am sold on this idea bc her dad was gryffindor and she looks up to ron so much bc they share the same humour and love for quidditch and just she wants to make him proud
SO ROSIE JOINS GRYFFINDOR
ALBUS IS IN SLYTHERIN WITH SCORPIUS
COME AT ME
so albus becomes a slytherin and the whole family kinda accepts it and his friendship with scorpius BC BFFS
and bc of rose and scorpius mutual friend being albus, they sorta became acquaintences and then BOOM AFTER PUBERTY HIT IN THIRD YEAR THEY SORTA JUST BECOME AWKWARD WITH EACH OTHER
and then they kinda tried to get past the awkwardness by being really bitchy to the other
and then one summer in 4th year they just blow up at the weasley house (of which scorpius is at this point well acquainted with) and scorPIUS KISSES ROSE AND SHE KISSES HIM BACK
AND THEY JUST DONT TELL ANYONE AND THE AWKWARDNESS IS AT AN ALL TIME HIGH
they sorta become buddies through potions class of which rose is genuinely hopeless at and scorpius is top of the class and they sorta balance each other out and he helps her with practical and she helps with the writing aspect
[[ HEAD CANON THAT ROSE WEASLEY WROTE IN PEN AT HOGWARTS BC SHE SAW HERMIONE USING ONE AND WAS LIKE DAMN MUM THIS MAKES SO MUCH MORE SENSE AND JUST BECAME A PEN DEALER AT HOGWARTS ]]
and they become cutesy and when its time for slytherin VS gryffindor match of which they both play for
scorpius ends up being hit by a bludger and rose gets real worried and all the weasley tribe have knowing smirks
she just doesnt leave the infirmary and when questioned she’s all like, “p-po-potions homework yeah potions homework”
and by the start of 6th year they think they’re being all sly sneaking around hogwarts and just being all cuddly and making out in the room of requirement but litERALLY EVERYONE KNOWS ABOUT IT
apart from hugo that is super and utterly confused when scorose finally tell people and is like, “siNCE WHEN?!”
so one day in 7th year in the quidditch lockers they getting hot and heavy and shit after the finals of the last quidditch match they’ll ever play at hogwarts
BOTH FAMILIES WALK IN WITH ALBUS FLANKING BY THEIR SIDES AND JUST HERMIONE AND DRACO AND ASTORIA ARE LIKE “ROSE???! SCORPIUS?!?! SINCE??!? WHAT??!!”
and ron is just quiet of which everyone assumes is because of anger
but really he has known since like 2nd year that rose liked scorp and burSTS INTO A GRIN ND IS LIKE “believe you me if my daughter wasn’t currently on ur lap scorp id strangle you.. BUT REALLY MALFOY U DIDNT KNOW??"

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Sharing a bathroom with Scorpius made Rose’s morning pep-talks a lot less cool than she had thought they were.
When Rose wasn’t Head Girl she used to get up first, around 6 am most days, so that she would have time to give her little pep-talk to herself before all the other girls woke up.
Her morning motivations were normally short and sweet, but they made no sense to anyone but herself. Not that it mattered seeing as people were almost always still asleep.
Unfortunately it appeared Malfoy got up early too.
Unicycles were a great novelty for Rose, balanced and hilariously fun. Not to mention very unique. That was why she called herself one; For balance in life and such.
That evening there was a unicycle sitting where her favourite armchair used to be.
“You’re going to do fine”
“I’m going to forget everything overnight”
This is probably the latest I’ve been for a birthday present… Happy belated birthday, Chara! I’m so sorry this took so long. Here’s some scorose :)
Scorpius & Rose being the cuties that they are
Home for Scorpius Malfoy is the Manor filled with the smell of his mothers cinnamon perfume and rooms with empty closets. Home is his fathers big study and the front walkway where he liked to watch the clouds. Home is the way his mother kisses the top of his head and his father used to chase him through the echoing halls. Home is his books and the Quidditch pitch in the back. Home is his big house and little family, until it isn’t anymore.
Now, home for Scorpis Malfoy is the brilliant girl who can’t sit still and taps rhythms on his knees. Home is the way she buries her face in his shoulder and drags him to every Quidditch match she can get tickets too. Home is the way she laughs so much she can barely finish the jokes she’s telling, and the way she slips her fingers into his hand.
Home for Rose Weasley is the little blue house filled with bookshelves and redheads. Home is her blue bedroom and the little backyard where she learned to fly. Home is the soft bickering of her parents and the teasing of her brother. Home is her cousins clatter and the Burrow. Home is her big family and little cottage, Until it isn’t anymore.
Now, home for Rose Weasley is the lanky boy who watches clouds and kisses her nose. Home is the way he draws on every available surface, and makes coffee with too much sugar. Home is the way he grins at her when she walks in and he’s saving her a seat, and home is the way he swings their hands together when they walk.
Ok but have you ever thought about Rose learning to knit?
Molly insists she learn the muggle way, without magic. So Rose spends weeks hunched over the kitchen table at the burrow trying to make tea cozies
Rose knitting Al and Scorpius something every year for Christmas
first year she tries hard to make everything perfect, ravenclaw colours for Scorpius and slytherin green for Al but the scarves turn out lumpy and disfigured
they totally wore them anyway but after that Rose stops taking it so seriously
second year she asks Hermione to send her bright pink yarn by owl
third year they both get ridiculous orange pom pom hats
by fifth year Al refuses to wear his because for goodness sake Rosie he is a slytherin
Scorpius on the other hand wears his EVERYWHERE
purple mittens before quidditch practice, pom pom hats in hogsmead, stripped socks in the common room
Al teases him constantly but they’re warm and Scorpius likes the way Rose smiles at him when she sees him wearing them
Imagine Rose knitting herself knee high socks
Imagine Rose knitting Teddy and Victoire’s first baby a blanket
Imagine Rose taking up the Weasley sweater tradition

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Headcanon that scorpius malfoy sees generations of malfoy portraits and hears stories about them and vows to never gel his hair, and in fact make it as messy as possible
Headcanon that scorpius makes three great friends, a rebel, a bookworm, a follower, and all of them pranksters
Headcanon that when scorpius first sees rose weasley on the platform when they’re eleven he falls head over heels
Headcanon that the first time he asks rose to hogsmeade McGonagall gasps and no one knows why
Headcanon that rose and scorpious are head boy and girl and slowly fall in love as rose realized he isn’t an arrogant bullying toerag
Headcanon that at their wedding McGonagall stands and tells the story of how for the second time she watched a redhead named after a flower come around to a messy haired prankster
Jily Scorose parallels just kill me now
"...and looks like Rose Weasley has just about caught the snitch, this game may be over sooner rather than later-- no wait! A bludger has just crashed into the Hufflepuff seeker, sh-she's falling! Weasley is falling to the ground! Another player is diving after her...it looks like it might be...Scorpius Malfoy?!"