this is pure cancer. do not listen to anything im about to say because itβs all garbage (but itβs more than likely true okay they some weird muffins)
lowkey wants to kill his children
βyouβre doing amazing, sweetieβ
can move his hips in unholy ways
HEβS NOT FEMININE HEβS SENSUAL THEREβS A DIFFERENCE
wants like twenty dogs, eleven cats, a pig, and a small army of children
needs to stop drinking so much coffee
highkey done with sanghyuk
will be the best goddamn dad in the whole world
acts like everyone is annoying, but really itβs him
looks like a hamster when he eats
his cuteness can make you vomit
high notes make me bust a nut
his favourite actress is usher
eats his cereal in a wardrobe
doesnβt know how to act right
the closer era was his best fucking fight me binch
sounds like a garbage truck
also highkey a rude piece of shit
is he asleep or is he dead youβll never know unless heβs snoring
his dog is cuter than him
scared of bugs (even ones that canβt hurt you)
looks like a Korean ryan gosling (heβs more beautiful than ryan fight me binch)
everything that comes out of his mouth is pure acid
needs to look in a mirror
cocky shit when he plays overwatch
too far up park hyoshinβs ass
secretly plotting to kill everyone
βim a bean so I dressed in greenβ
would sell you to satan for one cornchip
has surpassed the other members
throws everyone (especially taekwoon) around like a ragdoll
likes to establish dominance
needs to shut the fuck up and drink his milk (wonβt because heβs lactose intolerant)
definitely has a stash of weird porn somewhere (mostly hentai)
highkey fine af, but also highkey still a child
gracieabrams
