Alexiares and Anicetus

Send one of the following touches for my muse’s reaction. Bonus points for a description/context of some kind to make it easier for your partner to respond!

❤ - gentle or loving touch (romantic or platonic!), such as face caressing, holding your muse, rubbing their back, petting their hair, hugging them tightly, etc

ღ - kisses of any kind (romantic or platonic) such as cheek kisses, hair kisses, mouth kisses, kiss to the hand/fingertips or eyelids, etc. feel free to specify a body part!

☕ - reassuring touch, such as holding their hand, gripping their shoulder, guiding them by the arm or by a hand on the small of their back, etc

❥ - rough, violent, or dominant touch, such as gripping the back of their neck, holding them down, shoving them into a wall, digging their nails into them, grabbing their jaw, etc

❣ - add this to any of the above to make it sexual. 

“Happy birthday!”

“Is there birthday cake?”

“I usually spend my birthdays with pizza”

“Are this many candles a fire hazard?”

“Congratulations on being a year older”

“I think my dog ate your gift”

“Guess what I’ve bought you this year”

“It may be my birthday today”

“I’m now a year closer to death”

“I don’t want to be reminded that I’ve gotten older”

“This has to be the worst gift you’ve received”

“Are there party bags?”

“I don’t have enough candles for your cake anymore”

“I should have bought a ‘Merry Christmas’ card”

“You have to make a wish”

“What are the point of birthdays?”

“Well done on surviving another whole year”

“I hate birthdays”

“Don’t you dare wish me a happy birthday”

“I bought you a children’s cake”

“You’re getting the most expensive birthday gift this year”

“Why do we burn wax on top of a pile of sugar to celebrate existing?”

“Oh, HELL no! Not in MY bed!”

“We watched some horror movie.. I think it’s called, ‘the Teletubbies..’?”

“Pants are just an illusion.”

“Shut the fuck up a pikachu onesie does so suit me.”

“Hey, man, I hate to tell you this, but I think your dog’s cheating on you..”

“Hey, the cat crashed your car.”

“I thought today was your birthday, so I rented a bouncy house, but then I remembered it isn’t, so now we have a bouncy house.”

“It’s not a mattress, it’s my kingdom and you are encroaching on it.”

“[NAME]’s a VIP at that one strip club….. What’s it called again… ‘Golden Corral’?”

“I’m bleeding?!”

“I have to tell you a secret…”

“You think it’s important that I lost my shirt?! You think it’s important?! I’LL TELL YOU WHAT’S IMPORTANT!!! CALLIOU CAN’T FUCKIN’ TIE HIS SHOES!!!”

“I need at least seven sweet and sour sauces or I’m fucked.”

“I was pretending to be a ninja and the blade of the knife just flew right off and broke the window.”

“Look, man, I didn’t mean to pee on you.”

“Thanks for letting me room with you… By the way, vodka makes me gassy.”  

“You want to go to Taco Bell?”

“I lost [NAME]. Have you seen them?”

“Wow, you look so much better when I’m drunk. You should try it more often.”

“I CAN’T SLEEP WITHOUT A LULLABY!!”

“Hello, 911? Are you still awake?”

“Jesus told me to do it.”

“I’m really sorry I’m so creepy everybody…”

"This is awful. I am inventing electricity, and you look like an asshole.”

“How many nutrients do you think there are in dog biscuits? I already ate, like five.”

“HOLY SHIT HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET SO TALL? WHAT THE FUCK?”

“Hamsters have feelings, too..”

“Who convinced me to come here?”

“The dog looked so lonely.. So I took it home.”

“I’LL PROTECT YOU! I’M BATMAN!”

“Look at all this snow. Imagine if it was sand, but still cold. No wait, warm snow. Man, that’d be cool..”

Send my muse one or a few of these questions (all of them related to death, life after death, etc. so please read with that warning in mind)

Have you ever come close to dying?

What do you think is the worst possible way to die?

Do you think there’s life after death?

If you were reborn as someone/something new, who or what would you want to be?

If you do believe in the afterlife, what kind of afterlife do you think awaits you?

Have you ever taken someone’s life?

Are you afraid of dying?

Do you ever wish you were immortal?

If you are immortal, do you ever wish you were mortal instead?

Name one (or a few) people in your life whose death would ruin you.

Who do you think would miss you most if you were gone?

Name one person you’d protect even if it meant sacrificing yourself.

If you had to choose a way to die, what would you choose?

Have you ever seen someone die (but you didn’t cause it)?

Has someone ever tried to severely hurt you?

Could you kill someone if it meant protecting yourself or someone else?

If you could meet someone who has died, who would it be?

Do you believe the dead ever come back to walk the earth?

Have you ever seen a ghost/spirit?

If you’ve ever had a near-death experience, describe what happened and what you saw/experienced.

BONUS: FOR UNDEAD/SPOOKY MUSES

How did you die?

What’s the last thing you remember before death?

Is the afterlife/undeath exactly as you pictured it to be?

What do you consider yourself (ghost, zombie, spirit, etc.)?

Do you wish you were alive and mortal again?

Was death frightening to you?

What have you learned since your death?

When you meet living people, are they afraid of you?

If you could be brought back to life, would you accept?

For starting angsty, sometimes difficult, conversations. The words can be taken in any loose way the mun/muse can use them. Trigger warnings apply.