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A pair of dumb nerds for the sock au.
For some reason, shutter shades seemed like a good ideaā¦
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"Eren, calm down, itās justā"
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Inspired by this fic by jaegerbait (pretend that this is one of the pics they find on their phones the next day).
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"Nerd."
"ā¦ā¦Jerk.ā
"Great comeback, Jaeger. Real impressive. Ā Your mom tell ya ta say that one?"
"....My mom's dead. And you're an asshole."
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"Is food really so important to you that you need to assault me with a pillow?" Armin grumbles, clearly unamused as he yanks the sack of feathers off his face. He sits up, somehow keeping the blankets wrapped around himself, and scowls at Eren. The expression would probably be a lot more threatening if his hair wasnāt sticking up in so many different directions.Ā "If thatās the case, I can hardly say I agree with you."
Eren had to laugh. Between the bed-head and the cocoon of blankets, Armin was about as intimidating as an 8-week-old kitten. And anyway, Eren had spent years dealing with Armin's first-thing-in-the-morning bought of crankiness. It had stopped affecting him years ago. "Aw, c'mon, Armin. Don't look at me like that. I didn't hit you that hard." Grinning suddenly, he grabbed a handful of blankets from around Armin's shoulders and tugged them over his friend's face. "Now hurry up, before I carry you to breakfast!"
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Ā āAh, yeah. You must be thinking of tornadoes and hurricanes,ā he says informatively. Heād read through that book more times than he could count, and as a result, had a good portion of it memorized. It came in handy since heād lost the thing when the colossal titan first appeared.Ā "If that text was anything to go on, I donāt think weād be able to fight at all during one of those storms. Iām not so sure how the titans would fair either. Apparently the winds alone can be strong enough to uproot trees and level entire cities."
"What?! Seriously??"Ā And he thought the Titans were destructive... even they didn't go around ripping trees out of the ground. And none except the colossal Titan could destroy an entire city by itself. He tried to imagine what a storm like that would even look like, but he couldn't wrap his head around it. He wanted so badly to see the outside world, but he had never really considered that it might be dangerous. Then again, it was hard to imaging anything more dangerous than the Titans.Ā "So... so what did people do? I mean, to protect themselves? You can't really outrun a storm, can you?"

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"Ugh", he groaned sickly. "Wait a minute. Iām chucking up my guts here. I feel like thereās nothing le-", he was cut off when more vomit spewed from his mouth into the toilet.
"Oh, crap... I'm sorry, I-I didn't..."Ā Eren stopped and winced sympathetically as the sounds of retching reached his ears from the other side of the door.Ā "Sorry, I didn't think... erm, are you gonna be alright in there? You need some water or something?"
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He knew that one was terrible but thatās just what made it funnier. But if his was bad, he had no idea what to call Erenās. Jean was trying not to laugh as much as he wanted to but holding it back just caused him snort instead. Of course, that was enough to let it free and he put his hand to stomach.Ā "That was shit."He loved it.Ā
"Aha, okay, okay."Ā He paused to think and wet his lips again, eyes up while he strained to think of another. The struggle to say it without falling into a fit of giggles was too much and his stomach was starting to ache, but Jean pressed on for the sake of humor.Ā "Have-Have you ever tried to eat a clock?"Ā
"ā¦Itās really time-consuming."Ā They both need to leave.Ā
"Really, Jean?Ā Are you serious?"Ā God, that might be the worst one yet, and he still found himself burying his face in his hands to stifle his laughter.Ā "If mine was shit I don't even know what to call that,"Ā he groaned, his voice coming out a little muffled.Ā He honestly couldn't remember the last time he'd laughed so hard, especially since he'd joined the military. He remembered hearing other soldiers telling jokes on the job, but they were always dirty ones and that wasn't really his kind of thing. The fact that he and Jean were sticking to puns probably said something about both of them.Ā
Ā "Okay, okay, this one is a little self-deprecating, but... What do you call a beautiful woman on the arm of a soldier?"
"A tattoo."Ā
"Win your heart, huh? I have to admit, there are other parts of your body I'm more interested in..."
Win my character's heart with one sentence?
Well this was new to him. āOh? Like what Eren?ā
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The blond hadnāt expected his best friend to be so easily affected by his casual remark since he had only meant it as a light joke. He would have thought that Eren would eventually catch on that he already knew that he didnāt mean it that way. Clearly that didnāt happen. However, seeing the tallerās desperation to provide him evidence was almost endearing and he would have chuckled at the sight if not for the embarrassed expression on his companionās face.
"Itās fine Eren. I get it already. You donāt really have to apologize." He placed a reassuring hand on the brunetās shoulder, cheeks slowly shading into a rosy, warm color. "But thank you. It, um, means a lot to me." And it was true. Erenās words always seemed to have a magical effect on him since they never failed to make him believe in himself and in his capabilities. "Itās the same for me too yāknow. If not for you risking your life for mine that day, I donāt think Iād be standing here right now."
"Oh, right...that..."Ā Eren mumbled, feeling suddenly self-conscious. He dropped his gaze to his feet and tried to pull his thoughts away from the warm weight of Arminās hand on his shoulder. It wasnāt like him to get so bothered by closeness with Armin; they were best friends, after all, and they were together all the time. Then again, they hardly ever talked like this, just the two of them, and they had never before talked about āthat dayā. Eren just assumed that, like him, Armin would rather forget.
"Don't mention it, Armin. You would've done the same thing for me, I know you would have."Ā He forced himself to raise his eyes and meet Arminās gaze. He tried to look past the rosy glow of Arminās cheeks and will himself to keep talking; now seemed as good a time as any to get this off of his chest.
āAnd, you know⦠there wouldnāt be much of a point to fighting at all, if I couldnāt keep my own friends safe. I donāt think Iād have the courage to do any of this if it wasnāt to protect the people I love.ā
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