Carry On My Wayward Slytherins

Valentines on tumblr are either 1. Fandom references 2. Sexual innuendos 3. Puns

or all three

The Rise of Dick

incredible

this is the happiest thing i’ve ever seen

so true

Damn

This hit home.

i always try to pay it forward when someone does something nice for me

I was not expecting that!

I don’t think anyone was expecting that!

IT GOT BETTER

This is now officially my most favorite thing on the internet

shout out to natalie dormer and nicki minaj for both walking a fine line between ‘ethereal princess’ and ‘otherworldly predator’

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FUCK THIS GODDAMN FUCKING POST.

I laughed WAY harder than I should have! I am pee.

WHAT KIND OF CHILDREN’S BOOK WAS THAT?

i find it interesting that when it comes to liking girls I’m just like GIRLS ALL GIRLS YES PERFECT GIRLS but with boys i’m like you must fit criteria 1-9 but 9 is optional only if you completely fill criteria 10-13 with a non-optional essay on 21st century sexism due by 5am

I don’t call that interesting. More like “prejudice” “discrimination” or “inherent bias”

could someone please come pick up their crying child

WHAT?!

Please tell me you knew she was a producer in this movie.

………………..

Girl yes, this and the Cheetah Girls.

Didn’t know either of that.

Whitney cared about uplifting young women and mentoring them. Her doing these movies was just an example of how much she cared.

It bothers me how this isn’t promoted, like everything else the world knows about whitney.

^^^^ there you go… Smh.

omg I never knew this, but this has literally put a smile to my face. one of my favourite singers produced one of my favourite films?

um.

WHEN SHE WON HER BOYFRIEND SCALED THE TOWER TO JOIN HER AND SHE HUGS HIM AND SAYS “I DID IT” IN THE CUTEST LITTLE KID VOICE EVER it’s the best.

LET IT BE KNOWN SHE IS ONLY 5 FOOT TALL! MEN WITH HUGE ARM SPANS FAILED AT TASKS SHE SUCCEEDED AT! I LOVE HER!