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Although only marginally part of Sonic canon, if at all (albeit the people/company who made the following characters I'm about to talk about are owned by SegaSammy, so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ):

Sonic canonically ruined the lives of, specifically, two people by not killing eggman, this has only happened twice, somehow, literally everyone else gets to become friends and get stronger friendships because of eggman, sonic only defended eggman from getting his brains scattered ONCE because he wasn't eggman anymore (amnesia plot) despite this, everyone keeps insisting that sonic should've killed eggman when he wasn't eggman, despite literally everyone else having multiple opportunities to permanently kill eggman when he is being eggman, sonic leaves eggman to die literally every encounter, and people keep saying that it's his fault this whole thing has gone on for this long.

Sonic was canonically born on a island called Christmas island, which is why he wears the red and white shoes or boots.

Sally Acorn had a weird flirting phase with an adult inappropriate guy, then said guy later served as her father's main soldier, then said guy later betrayed her father when he was almost vegetative and brought back an oldass wizard from being the pet of an even older wizard overlord (in modern words, he undid his lobotomy) then this oldass wizard developed DID and to undo that this oldass wizard decided to possess the body of the inappropriate guy who once flirted with Sally Acorn (we have no clue if it worked as the reboot happened just at the time)

Shadow has married a man before

In Sonic Heroes, a metal version of the main character tells the characters to burn to death

In Sonic Riders,Sonic mentioned that he is close friends with Mega man

Tails has recently beaten Sonic in a race.

Sonic did not like the idea of Shadow marrying a fan in the twitter takeovers. Take that as you will.

Literally beating the main antagonist and true final boss of Sonic Adventure 1 into submission, via repeatedly hitting their literal brain, is enough to somehow calm said antagonist down and let them peacefully leave for whatever heaven they and their deceased female indigenous mortal friend went to

In SatAM, there's a scene in Season 2's "Blast To The Past (Part 2)", which heavily implies that SatAM!Robotnik subsists on air pollution (from fossil fuels?). Actual dialogue from said scene:

In Archie Sonic (Pre-Reboot/Pre-Super Genesis Wave), the Special Stages are created, maintained and overseen by a cosmic being who bears the likeness of a panda

In Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog, there's an evil intergalactic huntress who kidnaps alien animals from other planets, and often plays Beethoven’s 8th Symphony on her large vinyl player she carries around with her like it's portable

In the Japanese version of Sonic Boom: Rise of Lyric, Shadow is a robot/android that was created by the main antagonist of RoL, Lyric the Last Ancient.

The villain of Sonic and the Secret Rings, who's a genie, is literally the same genie from the famous One Thousand and One Nights/Arabian Nights story Aladdin

The new villain of Sonic Forces is mainly motivated by the fact he was soundly beaten, then called "worthless" and "weak", by Shadow the Hedgehog