I'll sing you a song.

Cerberus Confirmed

18 wheeler: I'm gonna move to your lane. Me: No I'm right next to you. 18 wheeler: Yes. Me: Let me pass you first. 18 wheeler: I have to move over now. Me: Wait. 18 wheeler: Here I come.

is this fury road

what are we

free him

after you slay the haters

I had the sound off and ‘mmm whatcha say’ played in my head instead.

team “i wore this yesterday but i’m going to a different place so it doesn’t matter”

team “I wore this yesterday but I wore it under a jacket so I can wear it again, no one will know”

team “I’m going to wear these jeans until I spill something noticeable on them”

team "I don't remember which day I wore this, so it's clean again"

Good Parenting: Exhibit 1 (overheard at work today)

6-year old: Mommy, why is that man dressed like a lady? Mother: That is a lady. She was just born with the wrong body. 6-year old: How did that happen? Mother: Nobody really knows. But she's working to fix it, and that's what's important. 6-year old: Okay! *runs up to obviously self-conscious woman* 6-year old: Hey! Miss! Lady: ...yes? 6-year old: You look really pretty in your skirt! Lady: Thank you! *Kid skips back to her mom, and literally everyone in the vicinity smiles* I'd just like to point out that it wasn't hard to explain this to a child at all...... Next excuse please?

...weeping

Video

Every animal shelter should do this (with puppies and older animals too). It’s proven to lower blood pressure and it’s what the animals need.

I wish they did this during finals week.

My university actually did this during finals. They would bring in anywhere from 6 to 12 dogs and cats that have been certified as therapy animals and just let students play with them. It was literally the highest-rated event that the faculty sponsored.

this is beautiful

This is so cool..

Omg this is awesome

pretty sure I already saw this in Interstellar