Probably Mostly Writing

Person A: We saved the day!

Person A: Can we keep them, please?

Person A: How we feeling?

Person A: Are you ever gonna look at me?

*one angry mob later*

Paladin: You gave me loaded dice?! You said it was blessed by gods?!

Hero: To your secret evil lair? No actually, this is my first time.

Person A: Get a grip!

Person B: If you insist.

Person A: Don’t move until I tell you.

Person B: Okay.

* Person A walks away *

Person C: Why don’t you ever listen to me when I tell you to do things?

Person A: And you didn’t think to tell me!?

Person B: I didn’t think it was important at the time.

Person A: Oh silly me! How could I forget about the everyday occurrence of being stabbed!

Person B: See, you do understand why I didn’t feel the need to tell anyone.

Person A: You can’t protect me and I don’t want you to.

Person B: It’s not that I can’t protect you but the fact that you keep doing stupid stuff that almost kills you.

Person C: Put a sock in it or else.

Person B: Trust me, it takes a lot more than a threat to shut up A.

Person A: Leave me alone to wallow in self pity.

Person A: Find some ghosts.

Person B: You are the ghost.

Person A: Are you saying I’m the ghost because I’m scary?

Person A: How did things go so wrong?

Person A: Just hold me.