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“Kwps not here, Cole is playing Bob today” -Dan Berry giving the fandom a heart attack

“The new Dallas is in Texas!” -Dan

“We can curse all we want without Melody!!! What the fridge” -Dan

“Cole you’re so funny” -Dan “Cole… get a life” -Bart

“Lets all talk about our childhood trauma!” -Bart “We already did that at dinner, you missed it” -Cole

“Now I can’t hear through my ear, does that mean Im gonna die?” -Hailey “Yes” -Dan

“Bart was making fun of my fingernails cuz they’re kinda trapezoidal “-Dan 

“Someone said ‘SarahGrace mommy’” -Dan “I have no kids” -SarahGrace

“MOVE IT I HAVE TO TAKE MY CLOTHES OFF!!” -KWP

“Melodys a freaking princess she can do anything” -KWP “A princess from where though?” -Dan

“It takes a hot minute to get dressed” -Dan “Why? Because of the socks?” -KWP

“‘Men who juggle are cute’ I’m looking for hot and sexy” -Jason 

“Oh you want me to eat a baby?” -SarahGrace

“Placenta shoutout!!” -Dan

“Anyone wanna talk about bodily issues you have?” -SarahGrace “I broke my arm in 6th grade” -Dan

“What do you think is the average age of our viewers is?” -Bart “3” -Dan

“I got hit in the face by Scandinavian swimmers” -Cole (or at least I think this is what he said????)

“I think half my iq just passed away” -Bart

“You little walnut brain, Cole” -Bart

“Whats my coffee order? Whatever I freaking want” -Dan

“Well the weather outside is weather” -KWP (sung)

“Can I dab? ALWAYS” -Anna

“Everyone is asking why its taking you so long to wipe!” -Brill to Cole

“Is Brent a brother or a father? Well Brents not here, so he’s a father cuz he walked out” -Dan

“Im a pregnant koi fish” -Dan

“Favorite greaser? None of them! A dead one!” -Dan “Nice bro” -Bart