Sometimes I do a thing. Sometimes.

send in “SHIP!” and I’ll tell you…

Who is more likely to do some shady stuff for the other? 

Which one playfully calls the other a bitch and which one sarcastically calls the other an asshole?

Which one is more likely to purposefully act in a way that will make their partner jealous? 

Who is more petty / passive aggressive when they’re upset?

Which one is most likely to get into a fight on the other’s behalf

Which one is the most likely to bail the other out of jail? 

Who is more likely to initiate mischief of any kind? And does the other stand back and watch or try to stop them? 

Which one purposefully annoys the other one to see how long it takes for them to snap? 

Which ones gets protective because ‘only I’m allowed to bully you!’ 

Who is the one to apologize first when things are pushed too far

 “   i’m not ready .   ”

 “   don’t- don’t say it .   ”

 “   don’t make this harder than it already is .   ”

 “   i love you .   ”

 “   i’ll always love you .   ”

 “   this isn’t fair .   ”

 “   so… this is it .   ”

 “   you got this .   ”

 “   i’ll find my way back to you .   ”

 “   this isn’t a goodbye because i know we’ll find each other again.   ”

 “   i wish we didn’t have to do this .   ”

 “   come back to me .   ”

 “   you’re gonna be okay .   ”

 “   you know where to find me .   ”

 “   there’s still time to change your mind .   ”

 “   we both knew this was coming .   ”

 “   you’ll always have a place with me .   ”

 “   you don’t have to do this .   ”

 “   sometimes things don’t turn out as we want them .   ”

 “   you know i wouldn’t do this if i had a choice .   ”

 “   i hope you find what you’re looking for .   ”

 “   i hope you find happiness .   ”

 “   i have to do this .   ”

actions.

( embrace )  -  for the sender’s muse to hug the receiver’s muse for a  long time as a goodbye .

( kiss )  -  for the sender’s muse to kiss the receiver’s muse for one last time .

( peck )  -  for the sender’s muse to briely kiss the receiver’s muse as an everyday goodbye .

( hold )  -  for our muses to hold hands for a long period before they seperate .

( tears )  -  for our muses to have a teaful goodbye .  bonus: without saying any words at all .

( craddle )  -  for the sender’s muse to hold the receiver’s muse at their last moments .

( sleep )  -  for our muses to have sex as a goodbye .

( wait )  -  for the sender’s muse to stop the receiver’s muse from leaving because they have something they want to say to them . 

( day )  -  for our muses to spent a last day together before going their seperate ways .

DIRT: The Price of Fame

The sex tape that blew up all over the internet right before the premier of everybody’s favorite reality TV show. The train-wreck that you loved to hate becoming a source of admiration after their triumphant comeback. The number of infidelities and bitter arguments that you never heard about involving that jealousy inducing pair that has always appeared to be the epitome of couple goals.

It all comes back to us.

Dirt is a reputable – or infamous, depending on who you ask – tabloid based out of Los Angeles, California, chock full of reporters and paparazzi that travel the world, documenting today’s hottest celebrities’ every move. With their resources, as well as their following, Dirt is capable of manipulating the lives of the aforementioned celebrities, be it for better or for worse.Here we can give you a helping hand. We can give you the boost you need to snag the latest role. Possibly help you make your album a best seller. Play along and things will be just fine. Don’t and, well, you can say goodbye to the money and fame because, surely, a scandal is in your future. We’ll scratch your back if you scratch ours. It’s just that simple.

Keep in mind that what you do or don’t do; what you say or don’t say matters.

Dirt has eyes and ears everywhere.

Are you willing to play, because either way…we’ll be watching.

MAIN • MESSAGE • PLOT • CHARACTERS

feel free to change words and pronouns as needed.

“Oh, hey, you’re that singer no one listens to.”

“Oh, hey, you’re the asshole no one likes.”

“I’m not shopping at this store. I’m robbing this store.”

“Psychologically speaking, vengeance rarely brings the catharsis we hope for.”

“Unless we all want to die very unpleasant deaths, we’re going to have to work together.”

“What the hell is up with this bow and arrow shit?”

“I love this chick. She’s got rage issues.”

“Your protection is based on the fact that people are scared of you.”

“You made me want to be a less terrible person.”

“If you want boys to respect you, show them you’re serious.”

“Nothing gets a guy’s attention like violence.”

“I underestimated you and I’m sorry.”

“I’m used to it.”

“I’m sorry, (name), I’m just a terrible person I guess.”

“So… we broke up.”

“She stole my fucking car!”

“That is childhood trauma right there.”

“Fine. But if you try to run, I will kill you.”

“I’m not proud of what I did.”

“I had to find a new identity. A new me. It wasn’t easy.”

“I guess all good things have to come to an end.”

“So, we broke up. I handled it real mature.”

“The inflection in your voice, the way you can’t hold eye contact, and the fact that you’re a filthy little thief, all suggest that you do.”

“Well, sounds like a dick.”

“You’re so tiresome! If you want my mercy, shut that hole in the middle of your face and listen.”

“(Name) is gone, but it’s just a matter of time before some other asshole tries to finish what he started.”

“You’re a filthy fucking rat.”

“That’s why he needs me to look out for him. That’s why he needs me to take care of him.”

send me 💍 + A SHIP and i’ll tell you—

where they get married

when they get married ( ie what time of day, what month and season etc. )

what traditions they include ( do they get married under a chuppah and crush a glass, garter toss, ‘something borrowed, something blue,’ etc. )

what their wedding cake looks like

….who smashes cake into whose face

who proposed to who first

who walks down the aisle and who waits at the altar ( or neither )

what their wedding dresses / suits / other look like

what their wedding colour scheme is and what sort of decor they have

what flowers are in the bouquet ( if applicable. bonus: what do the flowers mean? )

what their vows are ( eg poetry, traditional, improvised etc. )

if anyone’s late to the wedding

who’s in the bridal parties / groomsmen / other

what their bridal party / groomsmen / other are wearing

who gives speeches at the reception ( bonus: what do they say? recount a sweet memory or two between them? tell an embarrassing story? )

who catches the bouquet( s )

what their wedding photos are like ( are they sweet, with the couple holding hands or kissing or ~gazing into each others eyes~? are they silly, with a snapshot of the ‘cake-smash’ moment? or are they artistic, with one of them facing the sunset or holding their bouquets? )

what sort of food they have at the reception

who cries first during the ceremony

how wild their reception gets ( who dances the best, who gets drunk first, etc. )

what their rings are like

what sort of favours they have ( heart shaped sparklers, mini champagne bottles, personalised candy etc. )

where they go for their honeymoon

something memorable that happens during the party / ceremony ( do they run out of ice and someone goes to get it in full formal wear on foot, does anyone fall asleep in the middle of the party, etc. )

who officiates the ceremony

what song their first dance is to

send  me  a   📱  and  i’ll  take  you  on  a  tour  through  my  muses’  phone.

their lock screen photo:

their home screen photo:

how many alarms they have set:

their default ringtone:

their favourite app(s) to use:

their most used app(s):

someone they have blocked:

i’m not going to preface this much, seeing as how this will be helpful for anyone who is a) having trouble understanding the characters they’ve set out to write, or b) struggling with an intense case of writers’ block. in any event, these are resources that i have found exceedingly helpful in the process of creating and envisioning my characters.

personality types

myers-briggs personality type indicator; take the test yourself or learn more about each type

howtofascinate’s forty nine personality types; see here for the chart

keirsey temperament sorter; take the test yourself or learn more about each type

cattell’s sixteen personality factors; take the test yourself or learn more about each factor

narcissistic personality quiz; learn more and take it yourself here

find more at this source

archetypes

the twelve common archetypes give a title, a motto, goals/desires, strengths/weaknesses, and fears/strategies for each archetype

this list of character archetypes gives a title, explanation, and example for each archetype

this wikipedia page on stock characters lists archetypes present throughout literature, fiction, and the media

things to write about

their name; its origin, its meaning. how it feels coming off the tip of their tongue. who were they named after? what do they go by?

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Trigger warning: drinking, eating, blood, injury, near-drowning, kissing.