So...There's a scene in Good Omens Season 2 where we need an extract from Aziraphale's Diary in the 1820s. And as we were about to shoot him writing it, Douglas asked if we could see a bit of the previous diary entry as well. So I wrote one. As it turned out, we are too close up to read anything of the previous diary extract and only the final line is visible, if that.
I hated to imagine it going to waste.
So here's a small Valentine's Day gift for any of you who need cheering up. You will need to imagine the rest of the story.
âMadam!â I said, âI do believe that you have entirely misunderstood me!â
The countess drew herself to her full height, which I believe would have been about five feet and seven inches, and stared at me, quite puzzled. âNo,â she said, âI believe that it is you who are mistaken, Mr Fell. For never have I met a man of any kind who could resist my blandishments.â And then, replacing her garments (which took much longer than shedding them), she added, âI do not know what manner of a man you are, Mr Fell. I trust you will still help my brother with his little problem.â
âI am still there for him,â I assured her. âHe is as good as freed from his durance vile.â
âYou are an angel,â said the countess.
And so we left the matter. This morning, her brother rejoined her, released (by me) from debtor's gaol. She was by all accounts delighted to see him.
POSTSCRIPT:
It appears that she was not a countess, he was not her brother, and they fled together for France leaving many debts behind them. I told Crowley all about the matter over a glass of claret, but he did not appear to be as surprised as I had expected.
