“ it’s pretty boring. all you do is take care of a few dumbass kids and do crafts or go on hikes or some shit. “

“but only because she nags me that I never hang out with her.”

‘ can I not hit my yart in peace you absolute roach ‘

‘ look who’s talking. ‘

‘ and she’s not “wrEcKiNg mE”. she’s not even with me she’s at her dumbass floral camp thing. ‘

And once you move in to stay with her she will beee

Cause you only got two fists, but I have ten fingers~

*wiggles fingers*

‘ y- ..psh. please. I’m not even ticklish, you’re wasting your time. ‘

*I slowly walk closer still wiggling my fingers with a smirk*

‘ bring- bring it on, jackass. ‘

*I move my wiggling fingers forward still stalking over to him*

*he crossed his arms over his chest.*

*I move to run at him with a smirk*

*he ran off instead. pussy.*

*I started running after him*

*he almost tripped from how fast he was trying to run.*

*he tripped over his untied shoelace. dumbass. falling into his stomach with a grunt.*

*I kneel down next to him and spider up his side*

*he rolled onto his side and swatted at you with one hand, wrapping his other arm around his torso.*

*i start squeezing anywhere I can*

*I poke at his tummy*

*I scribble all over his sides*

‘ fUhuhucking BIHIHITCH!!- ‘

‘ I fucking hate my parents because I know damn well it was my DAD’S IDEA AND MY MOM JUST RIDES HIS COCK ALONG OH MY FUCK I HATE MY FAMILY I FUCKING HATE EVERYTHING I DONT HAVE THE CASH FOR THIS SHIT ‘

‘ if I end up killing myself we all know why ‘

‘ awh maybe you’ll make friends with a bunny ‘

‘ oh god im gonna smell daisy and fruity. OH GOD IM GONNA HAVE TO LIVE WITH THAT FERAL FELINE ‘

‘ ITS NOT HIS FAULT YOU’RE TICKLISH ‘