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Pardon the lame video. I’ve never really made one like this before.

Pardon the lame video. I’ve never really made one like this before.

❝  thirty long years and it’s all led up to this .  ❞ ❝  i’ve come this far .  who could possibly catch me now ?  ❞ ❝  we haven’t seen readings like this for 30 years .  ❞ ❝  please ,  please ,  boo harder .  ❞ ❝  your camera’s a cinder block , ___ .  ❞ ❝  i just want to be a part of things .  ❞ ❝  i would never agree to that ever .  ❞  \  ❝  too late ,  i wrote your names on the list .  it’s happening .  ❞ ❝  you know you don’t have anything else going on in your lives .  ❞ ❝  it was so boring i couldn’t even finish it .  ❞ ❝  you didn’t see nothing .  ❞ ❝  wait ,  you’re just gonna give it to me ?  just like that ?  ❞ ❝  what else do you want ?  a kiss on the cheek ?  ❞ ❝  i wouldn’t mind a kiss on the cheek .  ❞  \  ❝  not gonna happen .  ❞ ❝  we’ve got to talk .  ❞ ❝  there’s something huge going on right under our noses .  ❞ ❝  it’s time we stop goofing around and get to the bottom of it .  ❞ ❝  there’s nothing left to discover .  ❞ ❝  hey ,  ___ ,  what’s that code word i’m supposed to yell when i see a government vehicle ?  ❞ ❝  everybody out !  i will not hesitate to use the hose on the elderly .  ❞ ❝  you got to be joking .  ❞  \  ❝  i assure you i am not .  i was born with a rare disorder that makes me physically incapable of experiencing humor .  ❞ ❝  i don’t understand that sound you’re making with your mouth . ❞ ❝  that information is classified .  ❞ ❝  we’re just one small lead away from blowing the lid off this entire mystery .  ❞ ❝  if we work together ,  we could crack the case .  ❞ ❝  kid has an overactive imagination and ,  like ,  a sweating problem .  ❞ ❝  i’m confiscating this for evidence .  ❞  \  ❝  smart move .  ❞ ❝  and how’s about you go be a normal kid ?  flirt with a girl ,  or steal a pie off a windowsill .  ❞ ❝  but , ___ ,  you don’t understand .  ❞ ❝  that could have been my big break .  ❞ ❝  i’m not gonna raise the dead .  ❞ ❝  karaoke isn’t about sounding good .  it’s about sounding terrible ,  together .  ❞ ❝  check it out !  these black lights make my teeth look scary .  it’s like a crime scene in my mouth .  ❞ ❝  man ,  i can’t wait to smash these stanatas .  ❞ ❝  is that a boom box sweater ?  ❞ ❝  i’ll do anything for your approval .  ❞ ❝  i promise i won’t send it to anyone .  ❞ ❝  ew !  pretending i never saw that .  ❞ ❝  all i know is that your dumb obsession is gonna get us all in trouble one of these days .  ❞ ❝  now go enjoy the rest of the party ,  'cause when it’s over ,  you’re grounded .  ❞ ❝  what’s the problem ,  officers ? did you catch my face going 90 smiles per hour ?  ❞ ❝  three words .  we want in .  ❞ ❝  i mean ,  ’ leprecorn ’ ?  i can’t be the only one that thinks that it’s not funny .  ❞ ❝  your uncle was right about that overactive imagination .  ❞ ❝  ha ,  a zombie !  a real actual zombie ,  see .  spooky journal ,  100% real .  ❞ ❝  it’s just one zombie .  ❞ ❝  what have i done ?  ❞ ❝  we’re all gonna die !  ❞ ❝  ___ ,  what’s the one thing i asked you not to do tonight ?  ❞  \  ❝  raise the dead .  ❞ ❝  and what did you do ?  ❞  \  ❝  raise the dead .  ❞ ❝  you’ve got to admit this is pretty cool .  ❞ ❝  don’t panic .  maybe they’re just a really ugly flash mob .  ❞ ❝  with all the horror movies i’ve seen ,  i know literally everything there is to know about how to avoid zombies .  ❞ ❝  he’s stubborn .  that’s his problem .  sort of like me ,  i suppose .  ❞ ❝  i got too much on my mind to worry about those kids right now .  ❞ ❝  this thing’s a surprisingly good weapon .  ❞ ❝  we need to board up all the windows .  ❞ ❝  by the way ,  i taught the zombies how to get to the fuse box .  among these dudes i’m like a genius .  ❞ ❝  i wanted answers so bad i put everyone in danger .  ❞ ❝  it’s all my fault and no one can save us .  ❞ ❝  ___ ,  i’m sorry !  ❞ ❝  you two ,  attic ,  now!  ❞ ❝  i said now !  ❞ ❝  all right ,  you undead jerks ,  you ready to die twice ?  ❞ ❝  the only wrinkly monster who harasses my family is me .  ❞ ❝  well ,  at least ,  you can’t deny magic exists anymore ,  right ?  ❞ ❝  i’m not an idiot ,  ___ .  ❞ ❝  i’ve been lying about it to try to keep you away from it ,  to try to protect you from it . it looks like i didn’t lie well enough .  ❞ ❝  it’s hopeless .  ❞ ❝  i have a naturally high pitched scream .  ❞ ❝  i never agreed to that name .  ❞ ❝  uh ,  ___ ,  our lives may not be worth this .  ❞ ❝  we roll into the party ,  the boys are looking our way !  ❞ ❝  we just keep dancing  -  we don’t care what they say !  ❞ ❝  and all the boys are ganging up in my face !  ❞ ❝  guys ,  we have to sing together or it won’t work .  ❞ ❝  boys are a bore - let’s show ‘em the door !  ❞ ❝  we’re taking over the dance floor !  ❞ ❝  girls do what we like !  ❞ ❝  we’re taking over tonight !  ❞ ❝  we’re queens of the disco!  ❞ ❝  duck!  ❞ ❝  thank you !  we’ll be here all night !  ❞ ❝  deal with it ,  zombie idiots !  ❞ ❝  pines !  pines !  pines !  pines !  ❞ ❝  i totally ruined everything .  ❞ ❝  i got to sing karaoke with my two favorite people in the world .  no party could ever top that .  ❞ ❝  kids ,  listen ,  this town is crazy ,  so you need to be careful .  ❞ ❝  i don’t know what i’d do with myself if you got hurt on my watch .  ❞ ❝  as long as you promise me that you don’t have any other bombshell secrets about this town .  ❞ ❝  promise .  ❞ ❝  brains !  brains !  ❞ ❝  that was insane .  i’ve never seen anything like it . ❞ ❝  but they’ll never believe us .  ❞  \  ❝  then we’ll make them believe us .  ❞ ❝  another zombie !  oh ,  okay ,  it’s just… a very ugly man .  ❞