just like honey

once in my sixth hour we were talking about 9/11 and i announced very loudly “more people died in hurricane maria than in 9/11 but nobody really cares because you can’t use hurricanes to justify imperialism” and then not even 5 seconds later i said “yeehaw my beets.”

man and you were only six hours old

ok i’ve decided to become abstract. next time you see me, you’ll see a series of colors and have the vague sense you’ve just met somebody

men who try to shame women for liking calming games like animal crossing or minecraft or whatever are so pitiful. like maybe if u planted some virtual flowers to some calming music for a few hours u wouldnt be such a lil bitch

dark circles look so good … can we just all collectively acknowledge that

like what a sexy way to say you’re done w the world and ready to pull out a bat at any moment

im trying to be authentic and true to myself but she’s very elusive which is sexy but hard to work with

effervescent

Imagine doing this in front of a 14th century peasant

Best quality: his wiggles!