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if god is real then that means he allowed a horrible thing called pollen to exist its only use being trees fucking and giving people horrible allergies fuck this man

i have to read macbeth for english but i have no reason to other than this grade can someone relate this to yaoi or yuri in someway so i can enjoy it bc shakespeares shit makes me fall asleep

vr might just be the worst invention ever but at least beat saber is fun even tho i suck ASS at beat saber

people don’t understand the joy of having an anonymous tumblr profile picture i am like a vigilante but instead of doing cool shit i just say weird shit and then log off and do the same thing again tmrw

god damn it i want tomodachi life and i want it now i want to make stupid looking sims but unfortunately my nintendo switch has touched radioactive material and doesn’t work properly now

lord knows i’m tired of saying deltarune tomorrow so ykw DELTARUNE TODAY !!

hetalia is a work of art i just don’t think you kiddy fandoms can come close to the sheer power hetalia had on 2000s kids

woke up covered in blood like a scene from saw or something anywaysthis is probably a side effect of those antibiotics i’m taking should i call dr house

i wish i lived in the bikini bottom and hung out with spongebob instead of being a 5’5 unemployed human dude one can dream

english teachers keep you in there like a fucking prison i got a whole other class going on right now i don’t wanna go over every fucking quiz question i’m not even joking

my therapist thinks i have asd and i’m not sure if this is because i told her i watch old tv adds from the 90s and 2000s for hours straight because i find them interesting or maybe something else i said this is probably normal thoughts tho