Wouldn’t It Be Nice?

or else what, cat?

played sims 4 for the first time and one of the married cis men had a desire to try for baby with his cis husband. i accidentally pinned it and could not unpin it. trying for baby is physically impossible. I tried to use cheats to give him a viable womb in create a sim but it wouldn’t let me do so retroactively. so I thought, maybe if they adopt the want for pregnancy will go away, and had them adopt a toddler daughter. but then the try for baby desire did not go away. since they now had an unwanted adopted child I tried to remove the toddler from the household, thinking this would send her back into the ether. it did not. instead she wanders the neighborhood like a feral cat. i thought the social worker would come and take her back so someone else could adopt her, but I guess there is no social worker in sims 4. so now the neighborhood is haunted by a smelly miserable baby that has no home but cannot die and everyone who sees her is uncomfortable. fucking omelas scenario.

no one is feeding her but every time she gets hungry she simply produces a carton of milk out of the ether and drinks it

sorry I got distracted by imagining gay sex and didnt read the rest of your post. weird homeless baby in the sims? yeah that's a weird bug man

please take my problems more seriously

Does anybody else remember that whole thing of the McDonald's Filet-o-Fish releasing in the 60s spiraling into religious riots and protests and ultimately ended in the abolishment of anti-Catholic laws in New York cuz I feel like that doesn't get talked about enough

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I AIN’T RISKIN IT

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