I guess this an art account now

torture getting reliable information out of people

knocking someone out to harmlessly incapacitate them for like an hour

jumping into water from staggering heights and surviving the fall completely intact

calling the police to deescalate a situation

rafting your way off a desert island

correctly profiling total strangers based on vibes

effectively operating every computer by typing and nothing else

ripping an IV out of your arm without consequences

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You will be remembered as a hero. ________

Now Available in the Master Reference

This version of the transcript was handwritten and edited by myself over a week after being tasked by Markiplier's deaf community. It took twelve hours and many cups of coffee. This is not the transcript from Fandom Wiki. It is from-scratch.

This is NOT the official transcript, either. Please do not get that confused. I spent many hours slowing down audio to interpret tones due to the involvement of requested tone tags. It's eons better than what we had previously, but it will never be truly correct due to the nature of it being unofficial, even though I tried my absolute best. This is meant as a free writer's resource and does not accrue any revenue.

This version includes:

Tone tags for nearly all lines.

Italic stressors for easier tone interpretation.

Sound effects, music indication and descriptions, and basic contextual movement beats.

Indication of slurring, stuttering, muttering, etc. that was not previously included on the YouTube closed captioning (I literally counted every single stutter for accuracy.)

Extra dialogue from whispering voices that were audio enhanced and then interpreted (best I possibly could.)

Access to open annotation and commenting.

Eva: The consensus here is that it would be preferable if you did not die.

Grace (sarcastically): Thanks guys :/

Eva (proud of herself, taking him completely literally): :)

Twins at the carousel animation!! bloodymary💫💥

It so frustrating to see mcyt’s go “oh shipping my characters makes me uncomfy, it’s against my boundaries” like, what, you’re uncomfortable with having people basically just mash dolls together? Because the minute you put it on the internet, it’s no longer in your control. I think it’s the CCs proximity with their fanbase because you don’t see actors or authors acting this way with their characters. You can’t stop people from doing things. What is a much more reasonable thing is saying “this thing makes me uncomfortable, make sure if you make it tag it appropriately so I can block it. Do not go out of your way to show me and I will not go out of my way looking for it” Your allowed to be uncomfortable but your responsible for curating your own experience, not trying to stop it from existing at all.

Ccs that understand this concept, I respect way more. The internet is gonna internet no matter what and by going after things all you do is make them create a thousand different tags making it impossible to block them all which makes it more likely you will see it. Also I don’t understand why you’re even uncomfortable with people who you do not know and do not know you are creating art of your characters kissing, unless it’s like, constantly being shoved in your face.

chatter: I'm choosing to read this as "don't @ me or send me content that makes me uncomfortable, and I won't go looking for it in spaces (like tumblr or w/e)."

#334

sorry guys, no pearl today, i can't find her :(

(background is just the starry night i did not draw it :p)