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Hi, I want to try to post my Fairy Tale here! Let's be friends.

My beautiful characters are depicted here:

⭐️ Girl - Orphan with a kind heart and endless desire for the best. Despite her poor origin, she can read, and she finds her comfort in books. He's still waiting for his father's return.

⭐️ The boy is an orphan, but with a more ardent temper and a desire to hooligan. He can play the flute and cheer up, even when there is almost no hope left. He likes to read books with a girl. He's not good at it now. But with time!

⭐️ Aristocrat - he was destined to go into politics, to govern the fate of people and be a worthy heir to the family. Don't pull him. He dreams of a quiet life, as well as to devote himself to printing. One day he will meet his soulmate, which will help him in this. And will always be there. Like a loving wife!

⭐️ A servant is a jack of all trades, if she were a Lady, she would confidently hold the whole estate in her hands. He can do almost everything, any housework and even work with horses. Her poor origin and upbringing of her parents made the girl strong and able to take care of herself in any situation. Although she is a little introverted, there is no end to her imagination! And books help her in this too, only older ones 🌚

⭐️ The devil is perhaps the most unusual representative of this caste. Cunning, perky and infinitely disgusting! For any movement except hunger strike. It will bring you stars from the sky and offer the most interesting pastime. And now he's studying military service at all!

⭐️ Warrior is a girl of a former soldier of one of the women's units of the army of the empire. That with the change of power it ceased to exist. However, the service turned the woman on and made her as strong as she was lonely. She runs the household herself, but sometimes she is very sad because of loneliness. Who knows, maybe the devil will make her life more interesting and fun.

(And yes, none of them have a name, if you have brilliant name options, write!)

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Привет, хочу попроробовпть выкладывать сюда свою Сказку! Будем дружить.

Здесь изображены мои прекрасные персонажи:

⭐️ Девочка - Сиротка с добрым сердцем и бесконечным стремлением к лучшему. Несмотря на свое небогатое происхождение, она умеет читать, и в книжках она находит свое утешение. Пока ждет возвращения отца.

⭐️Мальчик - Сиротка но с более пылким нравом и желанием похулиганить. Умеет играть на флейте и поднять настроение, даже когда надежды почти не осталось. Любит читать с девочкой книжки. Сейчас у него это получается плохо. Но со временем!

⭐️Аристократ - ему была уготована судьба идти в политику, вершить судьбы людей и быть достойным наследником рода. Да не тянет его. Он мечтает о спокойной жизни, а также о том, чтобы посвятить себя печатному делу. Однажды он встретит свою родственную душу, что поможет ему в этом. И будет всегда рядом. Словно любящая жена!

⭐️Служанка - мастерица на все руки, будь она Госпожой, с уверенностью держала бы целую усадьбу в своих руках. Умеет практически все, любую работу по дому и даже работать с лошадьми. Ее небогатое происхождение и воспитание родителей сделало девушку сильной и способной позаботиться о себе в любой ситуации. Та хоть и немного замкнута, но её воображению нет конца! А помогают ей в этом тоже книги, только более взрослые 🌚

⭐️ Черт - пожалуй самый необычный представитель данного каста. Хитрый, задорный и бесконечно шкидливый! За любой движ кроме голодовки. Будет доставать вам звездочки с неба и предлагать самое интересное время препровождение. А сейчас он и вовсе обучается военному делу!

⭐️Воительница - девушка бывший солдат одного из женских подразделений армии империи. Что со сменой власти перестала существовать. Однако служба заводила женщину и сделала ее столь сильной сколько и одинокой. Хозяйство ведет сама, но иногда и очень грустит из-за одиночества. Кто знает, может чертик и сделает ее жизнь интереснее и веселее.

Dende no La Croix

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Deltarune Fun Fact:

This is very stupid but it’s genuinely what I think about every time I consider skipping dinner after work

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Let me tell you a story about how livestock animals work.

In the beginning, God created the horse. God looked at the horse and saw that it was beautiful and strong. “However,” God said, “it breaks too easily.”

Then God created the cow. God looked at the cow and saw that it was more durable than the horse, and tasted good to boot. “However,” God said, “it poops too much.”

Then God created the goat. God looked at the goat and saw that it was perfect.

God looked around and saw that he still had some spare bits of fluff on his work table, but no brains to put into it. So then God created the sheep.

Now let me tell you what my equine surgery professor said on the first day of class.

“Horses are only interested in two things: homicide, and suicide.”

Horses don’t got enough toes.

So, back right after the dinosaurs fucked off and joined the choir invisible, the first ancestors of horses were scampering about, little capybara-looking things called Eohippus, and they had four toes per limb:

They functioned pretty well, as near as we can tell from the fossil record, but they were mostly messing around in the leaf litter of dense forests, where one does not necessarily need to be fast but one should be nimble, and the 4 toes per limb worked out pretty good.

But the descendants of Eophippus moved out of the forest where there was lots of cover and onto the open plains, where there was better forage and visibility, but nowhere to hide, so the proto-horses that could ZOOM the fastest and out run thier predators (or, at least, their other herd members) tended to do well.  Here’s the thing- having lots of toes means your foot touches the ground longer when you run, and it spreads a lot of your momentum to the sides.  Great if you want to pivot and dodge, terrible if you want to ZOOM.  So losing toes started being a major advantage for proto-horses:

The Problem with having fewer toes and running Really Fucking Fast is that it kind of fucks your everything else up.

When a horse runs at full gallop, it sort of... stops actively breathing, letting the slosh of it’s guts move its lungs, which is tremendously calorically efficient and means their breathing doesn’t fall out of sync.  But it also means that the abdominal lining of a horse is weirdly flexible in ways that lead to way more hernias and intestinal tangling than other ungulates.  It also has a relatively weak diaphragm for something it’s size, so ANY kind of respiratory infection is a Major Fucking Problem because the horse has weak lungs.

When a Horse runs Real Fucking Fast, it also develops a bit of a fluid dynamics problem- most mammals have the blood going out of thier heart real fast and coming back from the far reaches of the toes much slower and it’s structure reflects that.  But since there is Only The One Toe, horse blood comes flying back up the veins toward the heart way the fuck faster than veins are meant to handle, which means horses had to evolve special veins that constrict to slow the Blood Down, which you will recognize as a Major Cardiovascular Disease in most mammals. This Poorly-regulated blood speed problems means horses are prone to heart problems, burst veins, embolisms, and hemophilia.  Also they have apparently a billion blood types and I’m not sure how that’s related but I am sure that’s another Hot Mess they have to deal with.

ALSO, the Blood-Going-Too-Fast issue and being Just Huge Motherfuckers means horses have trouble distributing oxygen properly, and have compensated by creating fucked up bones that replicate the way birds store air in thier bones but much, much shittier.  So if a horse breaks it’s leg, not only is it suffering a Major Structural Issue (also also- breaking a toe is much more serious when that toe is YOUR WHOLE DAMN FOOT AND HALF YOUR LEG), it’s also hving a hemmorhage and might be sort of suffocating a little.

ALSO ALSO, the fast that horses had to deal with Extremely Fast Predators for most of thier evolution means that they are now afflicted with evolutionarily-adaptive Anxiety, which is not great for thier already barely-functioning hearts, and makes them, frankly, fucking mental.  Part of the reason horses are so aggro is that if deinied the opportunity to ZOOM, it’s options left are “Kill everyone and Then Yourself” or “The same but skip step one and Just Fucking Die”.  The other reason is that a horse is in a race against itself- it’s gotta breed before it falls apart, so a Horse basically has a permanent terrorboner.

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