World's Unfunniest Straight Dude

kids were roleplaying with minecraft figurines and one of them had their figure go up to the other and say “i’m in love with you” and the other one replied “sword slash to the chest. and you’re on fire”

Hey guys the star of Let It Snake is graduating high school today lmao

it’s 2014 it’s time we moved on as a nation and stop reblogging this

every person who reblogs this in 2015 is gonna get their ass kicked by yours truly

This has to be considered some form of bullying

im realizing very fast that people do not in fact know that sometimes things in stories suck on purpose and it sucking is the point

The fastest way to accomplish The Project is to cease being afraid of The Project. The Project cannot maim you. The Project cannot kill you. The Project is more afraid of you than you are of it. It is okay if The Project turns out differently from how it was in your head, and it is okay if it has flaws. You are capable of engaging with The Project.

did u actually identify a double standard endemic to society as a whole or did u just see 2 unrelated events among the few hundred blogs u follow in ur niche subcommunity on this dead social media platform and draw conclusions from that based on ur preexisting biases

is this actually a community issue or just an interpersonal one that u want to talk about in vague terms

if you go looking for doom and gloom all you will see is doom and gloom. if you go looking for reduced items at the grocery store you may find a littol treat

Ok. What you're gonna want to do is chop up a cucumber and put it in a bowl. Then you're gonna sprinkle a generous portion of salt on top. Then you're gonna drizzle them with a balsamic vinaigrette and gently shake to combine, leaving you with a cool and refreshing summer snack. In 15 seconds dangerous and burly men are going to drag me away to an unknown second location. Remember everything I've taught you. I love you