borderline psychotic.

                “Is that a yes? All proceedings go to a worthy cause: my pocket.”

              ❝No, I'm afraid it isn't. I don't eat cookies, so                       unless you have something else to offer me                       in exchange of a few dollars, no proceedings                                                      will be going to your pocket.❞

    “Okay. I was wondering if I could interest you in buying some Boyscout cookies.”

        ❝Funny.❞

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                “Honest answer?”

      ❝No. Lie to me.❞

       ”— So are you, like, totally blind, or…”

      "But yes, I am 'totally blind'."

       [ He wasn’t entirely expecting… anyone, really. ]

       "Get ready. I'm taking you shopping."

      "I'm aware."

    "I'd rather you didn't call me that."

            “Considerin’ I’d hate t’ have you strain yourself,       I’ll pour meself a drink if you don’t mind. Or do.       Can’t say I care much anymore.”

                        ❝I'm having a bath. You know how to lead yourself out.❞