☀The Scorching Sun🦎

I am here for a sssingle purpose: to serve our Divine Watcher, @pitiful-sermon-ask, my darling husband... and to spread the good word of His organization, of course. :)

... You think I'm not still watching all of you? How silly...

on the one hand, i was never fond of math, but on the other hand... i could never say no to s s s u g a r.

i merely have been... holding myself back from hunting as usual. my darling divine has asked that i not harm anyone, after all.

So silly, to confuse predator with prey... Bleating warnings when they should be turning tail to flee.

The only jaws in waiting are our own.

Hmmm... It makes an adequate snack, though it's hardly substantial, and the flavor often leaves more to be desired...

... Well, if only every meal were this amusingly foolish.

... i suppose it would only be most fair for me to take a bite of you now, hm? fret not, it won't hurt... much.

ah, i believe the answer to that question should be quite clear, ahaha.

my ssspouse is a saint, a beacon of hope leading the lost into the light. so bite your tongue, filthy heretic...

i always found calamari to be a bit bland; we have much more... refined tastes...

... do you perhaps need an ambulance for the stroke you are having right now?

Aren't they? Such eerily elegant casings to safeguard one's mind, and in so many varying shapes and sizes... They make for quite wonderful displays!

Eugh, but why would I bother to waste such effort on someone so unworthy? I could much more easily just flick them away, haha.

hissssss! you cannot just touch me!