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The superior captain marvel is an immortal 8 year old newsboy who stopped aging when he received his powers and faces magical problems of the dream-logic variety while transformed into a hyper-buff version of his last memory of his father's smiling face, who hasn't had a stable home since his uncle kicked him out and stole his inheritance and is STILL as pure of heart as Snow White was in 1937 and has a magical talking stuffed animal who is sometimes a very dapper chap and sometimes a giant fuck you tiger. And that is simply the fact of the matter.

I love that I share my house with one of the most efficient apex predators millions of years of evolution could produce. I love that two of nature’s most prolific machines met and were like “hmmm. We should lay around and do nothing together”. Now we’re both fat and happy and full of meat. The hedonism of it all

Humans keeping cats and dogs as family members is like three prodigy assassins being introduced in the back of a shady nightclub and 45 minutes later they’re 6 crunchwrap supremes deep passing a blunt in the back of a shag carpeted Volkswagen microbus rating Oreo varietals by fuckability

tumblr users have the unique ability to string together sentences never before seen in all of human history and yet they conjure up such specific visceral imagery that you can’t help but be a little in awe. and i think that’s beautiful

Love and peace on planet earth