Derrick Myst

Wakayama,Japan

SH*T NORMAL PEOPLE SAY ABOUT MARVEL MOVIES:

1. “Seriously, what’s the point in having Hawkeye and Black Widow on the team? They’re useless”.

2. “I can’t wait to watch Infinity War!”

Have you watched all eighteen movies leading up to it?

“Eighteen? I didn’t know there was eighteen! No, that’d take too long. I’ve seen Avengers and Guardians of the Galaxy though, that should be fine, right?”

3. “Iron-Man 3 was terrible. I’ve only seen it once, and I’ll disregard the fact that it was coming off of the back of The Avengers”.

4. “Age of Ultron was terrible. Too many characters fighting in the same frame”.

5. “I loved Civil War! So many characters fighting in the same frame!”

6. “I have some questions about Infinity War… When did The Collector get the red stone? Why did Thor have an eye-patch at first? The movie just throws you in and expects you to know what’s going on. Terrible film. Too many characters fighting in the same frame too”.

7. “OMG, BABY GROOT!”

8. “Hey, I’m making a start on all these Marvel movies. I looked on Wikipedia and it showed me the order of their releases, so I’m assuming I should watch them in the intended order?”

Yeah, of course-

“Oh but there was this website that said this was the correct order. I should watch Captain America first because his film was set in the olden days”.

I mean, there’s no harm in that, but you may as well watch them in the order they were intended to be-

“Also, where do the X-Men fit into all this? I can’t find them on the lists”.

9. “Why did they reboot Spider-Man again! Seriously, that was so pointless”.

To implement Spider-Man into the MCU, they obviously had to reboot him. It’d make no sense putting Andrew Garfield into the MCU, since his ‘Spider-Man cinematic universe’ was separate. It’s a fresh take that allows Spidey to be a part of the greater-

“What’s an MCU? Nonetheless, I can’t wait to see Tom Hardy’s Venom fighting against Spider-Man”.

10. “So I bought the Captain America trilogy today. He seemed like a cool character to start with. The first movie was great, but the second and third films seemed to have a lot missing in between them. There’s a load of characters in the third movie that never even get introduced. Am I meant to know who they are?”

Well there’s other movies before, between and after the individual Captain America movies. Same goes for the Iron-Man and Thor trilogies. You wouldn’t watch a linear TV series and skip out random episodes along the way would you?