i see u

i’m trying2be kinder to myself but this bitch is so fucking stupid

we seriously need to do more to let people know about the dangers of sisy hypno i watched just one video and im still pushing this damn rock

what if she was called chappell bone and instead of a singer she was a necromancer who raised strong as fuck skeleton warriors

ill do a whole lot more than just bite the bullet ill fuck the gun too

And now it's time for every cat owner's favourite game: Why Are You Wet?

i recently found out what the * * * that sometimes separates parts of a text is called and youre never gonna fucking believe it

video game with a flaccid -> boner meter in the ui but the whole game it never changes at all and nothing makes the boner meter go up so youre jusg aware of the protags flaccid penis the whole time for no good reason

to be clear in my thinking this would only work in a completely nonsexual game, of course it Could have a function in some sort of porn game depending on the sorta porn youre going for but thats not really my idea here. this concept only works to me if its completely useless and unrelated & the protag isnt even sexualized even a little bit, otherwise i think it loses its charm. you just have to know about their penis and you have to wonder why the entire game and you have to try and figure that out until you realize theres no reason and youre just aware of their penis because the dev is probably fucked in the head or something like that. and then by that point youve reached the highest level of connection possible with a game developer aside from maybe ambushing them from behind and drinking all their blood until they die. and thats how we fix the gaming industry

I love following people who post abt pro wrestling bc they'll share gifsets of two dudes just straight up having gay sex in the ring and then the camera pans out on a cheering crowd of like 500 people

Look I know this is a scientific publication but you don’t understand— we need to include milk and cookies in the photo. We have to. Otherwise the science suffers