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#That awkward moment when your costume is so bad that even your villain is ashamed to be associated with you.

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Lets all admit that we all had a bad boy crush on Draco Malfoy

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more jackets of Dirk Gently

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I want one 😢

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Dirk Gently’s Holistic Detective Agency → 1x02 Lost & Found

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I laughed so hard at this 😂

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You keep saying you’re not my friend. But since you’re the closest thing I’ve had, I’d really appreciate it if you’d stop calling yourself an asshole.

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I literally can’t see over there when I’m looking back there. Which is why it’s good to have you here.

Accurate AF.

Seeing Deadpool face for the first time:

#marvel #movie #antihero #funny #cute #jokes #true #meme #deadpool #handsome #bob's burgers #what is happening #crying #x-men

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My heart.

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I’m done, so you handle it now.

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#me after watching the whole show

Dirk Gently characters + cinnamon rolls

Looks like a cinnamon roll, is actually a cinnamon roll: Dirk

Looks like a cinnamon roll but could actually kill you: Farah

Looks like they could kill you but is actually a cinnamon roll: Amanda

Looks like they could kill you and could actually kill you: Estevez

Stale cinnamon roll: Riggins

Slightly charred cinnamon roll: Zimmerfield

Burnt cinnamon roll, denying all burntness: Friedkin

The Sinnamon roll: Todd

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Looks like they could kill you but is actually a cinnamon roll: Ned Fulmer

Looks like a cinnamon roll and is actually a cinnamon roll: Keith Habersberger

Looks like they could kill you and would actually kill you: Eugene Lee Yang

Sinnamon roll: Zach Kornfeld

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I’m literally so attracted to The Try Guys from buzzfeed and I don’t know if I should be embarrassed or not.

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