parks and heckreation

bitches will be like “i love animals” but hate themselves…… you are an animal girl. <3 love yourself. peace on planet earht 

i miss people, places, and things <3 didn't know how good we had it encountering nouns all the time 😔

lyric of the decade is from thrift shop “walk up in the club like what up i got a big cock” this is a biblical truth.

hey does anyone know the fastest way to clean up milk that’s covering every goddamn i nch of the  kitchen floor

i know a gal……she’s on her way

thanks

the funniest character headcanons are feral, homophobic and tax evader i dont accept constructive criticism and you cant change my mind

hates the irish, fucks to survive, war criminal

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