❛ UGLY HEARTED BOY. ❜

TWILIGHT   :

❛ I’d never given much thought to how I would die. ❜

❛ But dying in the place of someone I love seems like a good way to go. ❜

❛ Death is peaceful, easy. Life is harder. ❜

❛ Can’t you just thank me and get over it? ❜

❛ I don’t have the strength to stay away from you anymore. ❜

❛ Everything about me invites you in. My voice, my face, even my smell. ❜

❛ I’m the world’s most dangerous predator. ❜

❛ My family… we’re different from others of our kind. We only hunt animals. ❜

❛ But it’s you, your scent, it’s like a drug to me.   ❜

❛ I leave you alone for two minutes and the wolves descend. ❜

❛ I mean, he just looks at you like you’re something to eat. ❜

❛ Anything you need, tour guide, lunch date, shoulder to cry on? ❜

❛ I’m really kind of the suffer-in-silence type. ❜

❛ You’re not gonna let this go, are you? ❜

❛ I had an adrenaline rush. It’s very common. You can Google it. ❜

❛ I’m sorry if I’m being rude to you all the time, I just think it’s the best way. ❜

❛ You know, your mood swings are kind of giving me whiplash. ❜

❛ It’s always the same inane questions: “Who are you?” ❜

❛ If you’d just let the venom spread, I could be like you right now. ❜

❛ I’m dying, already. Every second I get closer, older. ❜

❛ You’re alone, ‘cause you’re faster than the others. But not stronger. ❜

❛ Is it not enough, just to have a long and happy life with me? ❜

❛ You don’t know what you’re saying. You don’t want this.  ❜

❛ What did you expect, coffins and dungeons and moats? ❜

NEW  MOON   :    

❛ It’s still my birthday, can I ask for one thing? Kiss me.  ❜

❛ Is it possible that there isn’t anything sane or normal at all? ❜

❛ I’m alright, until I’m alone. And lately that’s all the time. ❜

❛ So, please. Don’t make me choose. Cause it’ll be him. ❜

❛ You don’t know a thing about his soul. ❜

❛ If this is about my soul, take it! I don’t want it without you. ❜

❛ You can’t trust vampires…trust me. ❜

❛ Why are you doing this to me? You know what this means. ❜

❛ It’s my job to protect you. From everyone…except my sister. ❜

❛ Maybe you need to go to the hospital. Do you want me to put you in a hospital? ❜

❛ I’m sorry. I’m really sorry to both of you, for how I’ve acted. ❜

❛ But this isn’t the life I would’ve chosen, for myself. ❜

❛ Like, why are there that many zombie movies anyway? ❜

❛ I’ve done it again…I keep breaking my promise. ❜

❛ What happened to you? Whats wro— Hey! What happened? ❜

❛ Are you even old enough to see this movie? I mean, without adult supervision? ❜

❛ Oh, so you’re the vampire girl. ❜

❛ You can’t break up with me. I mean— I mean you’re my best friend. ❜

❛ I know that I’ve been…hurting you. Its—its killing me, it kills me! ❜

❛ You know exactly what I’m talking about. ❜

❛ But if you want somebody to blame, how about those filthy bloodsuckers you love?  ❜

❛ Although I was surprised you even called at all. ❜

❛ I wish there had been someone to vote no for me. ❜

❛ I’m really grateful that you were brave enough to go and save my brother. ❜

ECLIPSE   :

❛ I know the consequences of the choice you’re making. ❜

❛ I promise to love you every moment of forever. ❜

❛ Can you at least attempt to control your thoughts? ❜

❛ If I asked you to stay in the car, would you? ❜

❛ You have to consider that I might be better for her than you are. ❜

❛ You’ll warm up soon. Faster if you take your clothes off.  ❜

❛ I’m gonna fight for you until your heart stops beating. ❜

❛ You feel something for me. You just won’t admit it. ❜

❛ Never go for the obvious kill. They’ll be expecting that. And you will lose.❜

❛ Never turn your back on your enemy. ❜

❛ You don’t know what you’re getting yourselves into. ❜

❛ Well, it’s just… It’s just as embarrassing for me as it is for you. ❜

❛ See, you’d just turn her into a bloodsucking demon like you. ❜

❛ If you’d stayed away another six months, I could’ve made her happy. ❜

❛ I’m not going to force her into anything, ever again. ❜

❛ When you thought she was gone… that you’d lost her… How did you… cope? ❜

❛ Impressive, I’ve never seen a coven of this magnitude intact. ❜

❛ If you’d arrived a half hour ago you would’ve fulfilled your purpose. ❜

❛ You don’t need to do that, she’ll tell you anything you wanna know. ❜

❛ The Volturi don’t give second chances. Keep that in mind. ❜

❛ It appears we’ve missed an entertaining fight.. ❜

❛ There’s no words. But I wouldn’t wish it on anyone. ❜

❛ This might sound odd but I’m glad you’re here. ❜

❛ I don’t want that. I never wanted that. ❜

BREAKING  DAWN   :

❛ Last night was the best night of my existence. ❜

❛ Where have you been? We were gonna put your face on a milk carton. ❜

❛ I’m just trying to appreciate your last night as a human. ❜

❛ I didn’t really wanna spend my honeymoon writhing in pain. ❜

❛ You’re not gonna start something that we’ll have to finish. ❜

❛ Goodness, no. Our dispute goes far beyond the fate of a mere human.  ❜

❛ I had a bad habit of underestimating you. ❜

❛ Every obstacle you faced, I thought you wouldn’t have overcome it. ❜

❛ I’ve never thanked you for this extraordinary life. ❜

❛ My life as a human was over, but I’ve never felt more alive. ❜

❛ I didn’t expect you to seem so… you. Except for the creepy eyes. ❜

❛ Even mature vampires have problems with that. ❜

❛ You need to get your thirst under control. ❜

❛ I’m amazed you ran away from human blood mid hunt. ❜

❛ I’ll never let anybody hurt you. ❜

❛ Will you dance with me? ❜

❛ This is how I’m gonna remember you. Pink cheeks. Two left feet. Heartbeat. ❜

❛ Come on, you’re not supposed to be the one crying, ❜

❛ It’s not like you’re gonna have real honeymoon with him, anyway. ❜

❛ Are you out of your mind? Huh? You’ll kill her! ❜

❛ How many days has it been since the wedding? ❜

❛ Can vampires go into shock? ❜

❛ I thought you understood… They have something I want. ❜

(  A  FLAIR  FOR  THE  DRAMATIC.  )

don’t bother cause this love is a lie.

and if there’s a god, then i’m letting him go.

i don’t think you’ll ever want to love me.

s/he’d rather see me dead than face me.

it was all for you.

well, you know i’m a ghost.

and i might be something to you.

is something still scaring you ?

when i come home, i want to be done.

you love money and the sex in your veins.

(  SELFISH  MACHINES.  )

i’ll steal you flowers from the cemetery.

what’s so good about picking up the pieces ?

what if i can’t forget you ?

you can’t just throw me away.

i’ve been saving myself for you.

without you, nothing ever mattered.

my love for you was bulletproof.

i wanna hold your hand so tight.

i have a million different kinds of fun.

you were screaming till the police came.

(  COLLIDE  WITH  THE  SKY.  )

what’s the difference when you beg for love ?

i cannot spend another night in this home.

i still think you’re beautiful.

make me a promise here tonight.

you need people like me to feel.

pretend like i don’t entice you.

maybe we’re just having too much fun.

i bet you never had a friday night like this.

i’m tired of begging for the things that i want.

of course you can stay here.

well, fuck, what am i supposed to be, impressed ?

darling, you’ll be okay.

(  MISADVENTURES.  )

do you remember the knife i kept ?

we’re only dreaming, what’s your problem, baby ?

i know that it’s not safe here.

can you tell that story, it’s my favorite one.

you fucking disappointment.

but darlin’, i don’t mean to beg.

i love you and i’ll never leave your side.

i won’t be here in a year.

why can’t that be enough ?

if you love me, then show me more.

❝ God, what if we just fucked one day? ❞

❝ Don’t sass me in front of the internet. ❞

❝ Follow your stupid fucking dreams. ❞

❝ Come at me scrub lord, I’m ripped. ❞

❝ I just wanna have sex with space. ❞

❝ Get in the tub with me, daddy. ❞

❝ Will you just relax and let me kill for money? ❞

❝ That sounds like your problem. Fuck you. ❞

❝ Stay in school. Don’t do drugs. Eat your teeth. ❞ 

❝ Make like a tree and fucking die. ❞

❝ Dude just…just pity laugh at least. ❞

❝ Man, Club Penguin’s gotten weird. ❞

❝ We are like the Stephen Kings of stupid. ❞

❝ Why do you enjoy watching me suffer so? ❞

❝ Do I have to jerk you off to blow your mind? ❞

❝ I haven’t had so much fun since I killed my parents. ❞

❝ Unfortunately I had sex with a guy/girl over the weekend. ❞

❝ What’s a vegetarian zombie say? GRAAAAAAAINS. ❞

❝ Revenge is a best dish served fuck you. ❞

❝ Who wears pants anymore? So 2015. ❞

❝ I need an ice cream sandwich and a gentle blowjob. ❞

❝ Don’t let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya. ❞

❝ The bananas has gone bad! ❞

❝ I cared for those bananas! I raised them with my own two feet! ❞

❝ Did you know I’m a professional joke? My life is a joke. ❞

❝ What if everyone just had constant helicopter dick? ❞

❝ [ name ], does getting me wet fill you with determination? ❞

❝ I can’t prove that someone ISN’T a reptilian. ❞

❝ Wouldn’t it be funny if, like, you lost a family member? ❞

❝ These balls are coming at me fast and furious. It’s like that movie, ‘Speed’. ❞ 

❝ Call me One Direction ‘cause my relevancy is dropping by the day. ❞ 

❝ One time I killed a person and I didn’t report it to the police. ❞

❝ I wanna take a girl to the Grand Canyon, fuck her, and throw her in. ❞ 

❝ Nothing like a gunshot wound to the face to really mellow someone out. ❞ 

❝ If I can’t be the best, I sure as hell can be the worst! ❞ 

❝ [ name ], I’m on a date with a guy/girl right now and you’re embarrassing me. ❞

❝ I’ve made a decision. I’m gonna in the kitchen, gonna open the dishwasher, and I’m gonna climb inside. ❞

❝ I do apologize for my actions, even though they were totally and completely justified. ❞

❝ I could pee on this couch, right now, no problem, while looking you directly in the eyes.❞ 

❝ Look, you tell a couple jokes as a dad and suddenly everyone’s like ‘you’re making dad jokes.’ ❞

❝ All of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are blue, except for three of them. And there are four. ❞ 

❝ And Abraham said unto Moses, ‘Bro, dude, aliens.’ ❞

❝ I’m gonna throw you out the window. We don’t even have any windows in this room…I’m gonna carve out a window and throw you through it. ❞ 

❝ DO IT YOU SACK OF SHIT! – Sorry. That didn’t come out as encouraging as I meant it to. ❞

❝ [ name ], if there’s one thing I can be totally honest about, it’s that I would happily lie to your face.❞

❝ If I took pole-dancing, I would be worried that it would be too erotic for everybody else. ❞

❝ Next time we make love, [ name ], would you please refer to me as your sweet cakey treasure? ❞   

❝ I try to show at least one other human-being my butt hole every single day. ❞

❝ The only people who don’t like sluts are the people who don’t get any. ❞ 

❝ Have you ever though of a career in driving people fucking insane? Because you are already a PRO at it. ❞ 

❝ I am actively looking for ways to get you to shut the fuck up. ❞

❝ First of all, you have to stop calling it ‘Mary Jane.’ That’s the first rule of stonerdom. People will think you’re a fucking narc. ❞

❝ First of all, no one says ‘pot-eyes’, you fuckin’ narc. ❞

❝ If by OK you mean like on the inside I’m just going ‘AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!’ then yes, I’m quite OK ❞

❝ When you walk outside there are three elements of nature that you must avoid: snow, wind, and bees. ❞ 

                                 ——  ——  true  love  comes  from  more  than  just  the  heart.

‘stay for me.’

‘what’s this between us?’

‘i don’t want your apology.’

‘you know i have feelings for you.’

‘yeah, i remember the drill.’

‘you’ve never hurt me. ever.’

‘then leave her/him/them. at home.’

‘i don’t believe it.’

‘this is breaking my heart.’

‘you met me at a very strange time in my life.’

‘what keeps you up at night?’

‘i wish you were here.’

‘i let you down.’

‘something strange happened here.’

‘you’re not safe here.’

‘i wasn’t ready to say goodbye.’

‘we are not the same, and never will be.’

‘don’t touch me.’

‘is it my fault?’

‘i’m not like them.’

‘i forgot my name again.’

‘i don’t know who i am.’

‘your fear of looking stupid is holding you back.’

‘are you still alive?’

‘i don’t like being told what to do.’

‘am i making you uncomfortable?’

‘nobody cares if you don’t go to the party.’

‘it was supposed to be fun, and you ruined it.’

‘where the hell are my friends?’

                                 ——  ——  true  love  comes  from  more  than  just  the  heart.