Luka the Catte

WET BEAST WEDNESDAY

one of my favorite wet beast for this wednesday

Alright your Discord avatar and tumblr avatar are locked in a closet for 7 minutes ala 7 Minutes In Heaven. What happens

i miss u so much (pre ai internet)

technically we’re ALL, always LARPing, because the Self is only a construct,

I want a new character

Then make one.

Everyone talking about posts that changed their brain chemistry seem to be leaving out this classic, which probably propelled me into activism and more self confidence in a way that I cannot put into words.

This 1️⃣ goes out to all the horny 💏 couples out there who are thinking 🤔 of getting rowdy 🔞 this 💌Valentines💮 day evening: 👍 👎DO ❌️ NOT👍 👎 If you do your child 🧒 will be born 👏 a ♏SCORPIO♏ Now, why ❓️ don’t ❌️ we like Scorpio's♏? For starters, “Scorpio” has 7️⃣ letters 🔠. 7️⃣ letters 🔠: 7️⃣ deadly ☠️ sins ✝️ 🙅‍♀ Now, what are the 7️⃣ deadly ☠️ sins? Wrath, Sloth, Gluttony, Envy 👏👏 Envy is associated with the color GREEN 💚 What else is green 💚? Marijuana. Just 1️⃣ more pothead in the world 🗺️. LAME. Now where is pot 🍲 legal? Canada 🇨🇦, Washington, Colorado, Oregon, Alaska, airplane ✈️ bathrooms if the pilot’s 👨‍✈️ chill. And where can 🥫 planes ✈️ take you? California 🕶. And what’s on California’s state flag 🚩? A BEAR 🐻. Your child 🧒. Is gay 👨‍❤️‍👨.

The execution is like slam poetry but the content is clearly a shitpost and that’s def the most powerful combination I’ve encountered in a while

Congrats if you survived this year because what the fuck was that

this actually made me cry with joy also one of them is eating noodles

It just keeps going and getting better. *^^*

CAT PARADE IS BACK

HAPPY TEN YEARS OF CAT PARADE!

see the problem is i hate going to sleep but once i am asleep i love staying asleep. inertia is a property of the me

Sighs and tugs on the bellpull next to my throne, summoning a servant bearing a sign which reads: Spotify Wrapped is an insidious marketing tactic designed to make people want to sign up for Spotify through peer pressure by creating a big event when everyone discovers their listening stats, which are deliberately withheld the rest of the year; any music library software gives you 24/7 access to those same numbers.

I tug on the bellpull twice more and a jester in a jingly hat comes out wearing a vest embroidered with the words you are being manipulated.

The mouse that creeps out from behind the throne, and is promptly photographed and uploaded to iNaturalist: iNat does a yearly wrapped too, summarizes statistics that you can view all year, and encourages you to go out and not only touch the grass, but ID it too.