I hate that i dont even have to think to get this refrence i just automaticaly know

This is the closest gif that can really capture the utter chaotic energy that is released when people hear this song

Sea monsters are simultaneously the best and worst cryptids because one the one hand, the ocean is deep enough and unexplored enough that something could conceivably be down there, but on the other hand, the ocean is deep enough and unexplored enough that something could conceivably be down there

the only reason i still have depression is because i can’t take my brain out of my skull and blow on it like a ds cartridge

What was Zeus’s stripper name?

Greece Lightning.

It has been over a year since I’ve made this post now, and I swear every single fucking day I get notifications out the ass with you shits reblogging it. Let it die.

Media sometimes uses a snarky butler as a sign of a weak or ineffectual employer, but man, if I had that kind of money, I’d pay extra for a butler who was quick-witted enough to just burn me to the ground at a moment’s notice.

This is the principle behind medieval jesters

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FRAME WORTHY

That spider man poster is TOUGH!

That Bisexual Guardians Poster tho

i put the hot in photo

I thought this said “I put the hot in potato”

from now on, by law, no one is allowed to ask me what i plan to do with my life or about my future plans. i’ve updated my privacy policy.

i have some issues with my past self but she was young and i forgive her my real beef is with present me what is she doing im embarrassed to even look

Why do people think because Steve’s name is Captain America that he automatically loves America? Because he doesn’t like at all. Steve Rogers does not represent America, he represents what America should be.