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Scream (1996) //  “ Billy Loomis ”

so insightful. thank u michael

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Hey! Ice skating is actually a favorite pastime of mine(whenever I can afford to lmao). 

Ice Skating with the Slashers

Jason Voorhees

Very wobbly and hesitant. His large size makes him a bit disgraceful, so he will be lingering close to you the entire time. 

Unlike some of the others, Jason will not cling to the wall. He’ll just be clinging to you, for better or for worse. 

He does get the hang of it after a few tries, but he will still stick close to you for security. Whether it’s his own safety or yours, it’s hard to tell. 

Michael Myers

If you can manage to get him out on the ice, boy are you in for a treat. Michael excels at many, many things but ice skating isn’t one of them. 

He has face planted at least once or twice, and no, he does not need your help. Offer him help and he will glower.

Despite your attempts to help him learn, Michael will refuse them. He’s sticking to the wall and he’s not leaving.

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