Trying to Fly Through the Ocean

i just realized how absolutely earth shatteringly horny the internet at large would be for darth vader if the original trilogy came out right now

my god, every facet of his character, the mask, he’s tall, he chokes people, he’s evil, good god it would be apocalyptic, this website would be fucking unusable

people are horny for kylo ren and he’s just an intentionally infinitely shittier version of darth vader who sucks fucking shit comparatively just imagine

someone just actually messaged me for spoilers

i cant stop thinking abt the two headed calf poem like ;-; i feel like a two headed calf psychologist no i will not explain

#reblogging agaim just so ppl know that reason why the buddy cant stay alive is cuz hes gonna die in 2 days or less#two headed cows cant survive and usually are born dead and have a lot of medical problems#so rather than a tramatic death they get put down safely#cant keep him but can love him enough to not let him suffer

Thank you for the clarification on that

aw booboo