incorrectically grammatic

anyways i got csp and i HAD to try it out!

[i.d: a collection of 5 scribbly ms-paint type valentines of team snake mouth. all valentines have small text reading “to:” and “from:”, usually on the bottom.] [image 1: the first is of kabbu on a light blue background, who is looking at the viewer with one big, sparkling eye. it reads: “wh dshdsbncm whdns uhm uhm uh uhm um um um……………………………………….. hi <3″.] [image 2: the second is of vi on a pink background, who is stanced and pointing a large, realistic and slightly squashed stock photo of a gun at the viewer. said gun is being held by a human hand. it reads: “hand over the chocolate, dickhead” in small text.] [image 3: the third is of leif on a light purple, standing and looking bored. it reads: “our wife is dead………. wanna hang out sometime?”]

 [image 4: the fourth is of chompy sitting and wearing a pink bow on a red background. it says, in large text “valentine you are a.” “bug.”]

[image 5: the fifth is not, in fact, a team snake mouth member, but instead the protagonist from hollow knight. they are standing there and not really doing anything on a tan background. theres no immediately visible text other than a large period, but there is smaller text reading “where am i.” in the bottom corner. end id]

spock is son of an ambassador

Amanda is the only human with input in Spock’s development. I don’t think most Vulcans would even know these myths, and if they did, they’d probably deride them as illogical. Additionally, between biological differences and the cultural impetus toward logic, I think Vulcans would develop critical reasoning skills far earlier than human children. 

All this would mean it would be very difficult for Amanda to maintain the lie. And given that Spock is culturally Vulcan, I don’t think he would understand the human norm of age-appropriate censorship, nor the lies and myths that often go with it. Vulcans don’t even seem to use metaphors (outside of language related to Pon Farr, which is very strictly taboo, and the only taboo we know of).

I think that when he learned the truth, he would see her telling of this story as a betrayal of trust, and critically, I think Amanda is smart enough to know that. If she wasn’t comfortable talking about procreation with Spock, she’d tell him that her cultural norms place heavy taboo on teaching the subject to children as young as Spock. So go ask your father.

But Spock trading with a stork to get a little brother is precious, so I propose an alternate setup: 

7.26.2018 ⭕🌐🔆 tender feelings molecule