I can eat more than you

"comparing apples and oranges" has always been funny to me as an expression because people's go to exampe of two things so radically different that they defy any useful comparison are apples. and oranges. like you would struggle to find a more comparable pair of objects than that. theyre literally sold right next to each other in most stores.

idgaf if i get fired charlie kirk deserved to get shot my full name is noah schnapp from stranger things

"If libraries were invented today conservatives would call it socialism and shut them down" never mind the conservatives, apparently if libraries were invented today authors would call them theft and shut them down

i'm not sure why this was posted without the link to the actual GFM but here it is