Sod

Holy crap, look at the size of this freaking baby. I’m not trying to trick you here. This isn’t a midget swaddled up in blankets. This is an actual 19-pound newborn baby born in Indonesia....

This is, quite literally, with no hyperbole whatsoever, the day you have been waiting for your entire life. The 2009 Prime Time Emmy Awards. Presented in liveblog form, for the socially...

This Sunday, all the TV show people will be getting together and giving each other gold statues to show how much they care for each other. If you’re not doing anything else, you can follow...

Good news, everybody! You remember all that polite listening you used to always have to do when other people were talking? Well, no more of that shit! Got something you want to say RIGHT...

We’ve all done our share of bragging. Some of us even enjoy bragging about our sexual conquests. The more depraved among us take special pleasure in bragging about the women that we’re...

If you are like me, you were up late last night thinking to yourself, “Boy, it’s sure been a while since the world got a new Duggar. I wonder how much longer I’ll have to wait for that to...

As our last summer weekend has come, so has a new entry into a popular franchise about people dying. This could be the header for the new Halloween movie as well, and maybe I’ll review that...

If you want to call it a new genre, I wouldn’t blame you. District 9 is probably the strangest movie of the year, and it’s great that such a new formula can be put into an imaginative summer...

Aberdeen, Washington is not a town you ever want to visit. Sure, it’s the birthplace of grunge icon Kurt Cobain and more than a few of you reading this just had that though scrawl through...

First off, I should probably apologize for having exposed you to the image you are now witnessing. If I were a nicer person, I wouldn’t have done that. But it’s a Friday, and I’ve got...

Okay, everyone just calm the hell down. We can figure this out. So what we’ve got here is a plaque on display at Worcestershire, England. If you can’t quite make out the text, grandpa,...

Seattle: haven for the uninsured motorist searching for a dropped cigarette on the car floor, prone to smashing my car into stationary car in front of me, leaving me to foot the bill.  To you: Get...

Remember when the fair would come to town? If you grew up in a smallish town like I did, there was that one magical week of the year when the county fair would run and a row of creaky, rusty...

So this is apparently the new thing that everyone’s talking about. Some guy put Joker makeup on an Obama picture and posted it all over the continental U.S. And I guess that leaves all the...

Lost in the media wash of Obama’s “Beer Summit” and the newest revelations of who tested positive in 2003 for Performance-Enhancing Drugs (here’s looking at you, Big Papi), is the mild...

This is a test post from , a fancy photo sharing thing.

We’ve all been on the short end of a long drive-thru line at our favorite fast-food joint. That horrible line of cars slowly inching forward, the one actually at the window apparently having...