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carbonate any (actual, survivably-drinkable) beverage by touching it directly

fold whole lettuce leaves into a perfect shape to fit on a sandwich

involuntarily manifest a single tissue in your pocket, once a day

know the precise location of the nearest crab

eidetic memory but specifically for wikipedia pages on cacti

occasional vivid dreams that inform you about forgotten family soup recipes

immunity to hot glue burns

a sense that warns you away from reading fanfic you would absolutely hate

everyone just respects your decision to wear crocs in public

you can eat aquarium gravel without consequence (in moderation, of course)

I enjoy it (what do you enjoy about it?)

it is fun (what is fun about it?)

I depend on it but I'm fine (in which way do you depend on it?)

I depend on it and I don't enjoy that

it is a burden (what about it is a burden?)

I'm indifferent

I hate it for me, love it for others (why?)

it shouldn't exist (why?)

I actively avoid it (why?)

I tell others not to wear it (why?)