$50 and he’ll have over his trashed pairs of DCs. Throw in an extra $10 if you want his ripe, dirty unwashed socks. Cough up at least $100 if you want to smell his skater boy feet. The choice, spend the $150 in paying your monthly cel phone bill or hand over your cash knowing that in a few moments you’ll have his DCs, socks and his smelly feet all over your face.
I'd for sure be in on that












