Sober Thoughts from Drunken Chicks

Seeing as I have no eyebrows of my own I have made it a mission to help those who also suffer from no-eybrowism. Lucy & Sporty are both sporting the Charlie Chaplin look. We suspect that Sporty was not thrilled with this look so next time we’ll give him a softer arch & thicker brow. When in doubt, eyebrow it! AbO7 out

Crack is right. What other reason could I even be pissed about calculating my intelligence from a game that included the question: Which of these are not an artist? Monet, van Gogh, Bieber, da Vinci. Crack. My name is AbOriginal & I’m a crack addict. ….Trivia Crack. No to Rehab. NO NO NO

In honor of Mother’s Day I thought I’d share this nugget. She was so excited about the curtains my Sis & I got her but then disappointment set in.

Today is today, not tomorrow nor yesterday. It's been a tomorrow and it's been a yesterday, but today is today.

I'm still unsure of the "answers" one could possibly receive from this quiz. I do know Intelligence, Love, & Prosperity (oh & Sex) were options.  I knew I had to share this with SPECIALMAMA. We are usually so Intune that I thought for sure the answer would be the same, thus I would feel better about myself.  Alas I have a subconscious of a 12 year old boy.  At the end of the day I'm sure that between all of social media & these crazy quizzes that the NSA peepz know Exactly who is the best dating material.  Obviously I'm one night stand material.  Who knew

1st cup is from Subway that came with a catered meal. 2nd is from Burger King. The kid brought to the table & said that was the best he could do. #specialsauce #holdthemayo ##notaspecimen

Buckle in Bunnies, the ride is about to begin.