Soapy

Bitch thats me

@agenderandanxious

Gays can’t drive but bisexuals are speed demons I’ll run ur ass off the road honey I️ got places to be

Trying to fall asleep with Insomnia feels like missing an exit on a highway and not having a way off for 100 miles.

Social anxiety is basically conspiracy theories about yourself

Me, the person with memory problems, perfectly aware I have issues with memory: I don’t need to write this down, I’ll remember it

sometimes you just gotta indulge your inner 13yo and play online dress up games for 3 hours straight

me: *gets hit by a car* sorry

Ah yes, tomorrow is the time to remove the mystery cubes from beneath the festive cone and tell tales of a large red intruder

Not going to lie there is not much I wouldn’t do for a burrito

bisexual culture is being very specific with the men you’re interested but having absolutely no type when it comes to girls because they’re all so beautiful

why tf do I get so emotional at night. who is this night bitch?? she needs to go to sleep.