SNZknights

i don't know what it is about writing and this kink for me but i like. i feel like i can write ABOUT it all damn day, like headcanons are really just a question of do i have ideas for this character but other than that i can write them no sweat. but FICS are like, really tough for me to get out there. i think i just need to read more and see what people do that i like and hopefully that will give me ideas for my own. idk

SNZ STATLINE: 3/10 wetness, 7/10* mess, 6/10 pitch, 7/10 volume

H(ip)-ESSCH(yu)!

short, sweet, punchy release

gets the * on the mess rating because she doesn't always make a mess, but when she does it comes out as a solid drip from her nose or mouth. which can land on/in her chest if she doesn't take care of it

sneezes down and into her chest, but not a tissue/her arm

never quite seems prepared for it, no matter how tickly she was before

half second breath before the sneeze

when she feels one coming she's pretty dramatic about it. breathy buildups, sometimes she'll wave a hand in front of her, she'll make a "dainty" kind of face, etc. etc.

will only announce if she feels it coming a long time before it happens. "Ooh, I'm going to sneeze..."

sneezes in singles only, not a fit sneezer

will still say "Goodness!" or make some kind of little comment if the sneeze is particularly big or if she sneezes more than once in a single moment

ADORES being blessed. you can expect a flirty "thank you" and a wink and/or a giggle for your trouble

also likes blessing people, especially if they get embarrassed during/after

not really naturally sneezy

no allergies or sensitivities beyond what would be considered "normal"

does get sneezy when she's sick, mess is much more reliable during

doesn't stifle or hold back (but see below)

HAS THE KINK, big time

likes making herself sneeze and hearing others sneeze

doesn't sneeze on people unless they're into that

she also like... has a LOT of kinks that she enjoys playing out with partners, so she's really indulgent in this one too

she'll experiment with all the good stuff (holdbacks, stifles, talkies etc), though her favorites are just letting them out

SNZ STATLINE: 7/10 wetness, 3/10 mess, 7/10 pitch, 7/10 volume

"Heet-T'HSsh(-)(IOO)!"

girly and in stages

the release has a lot of force behind it and she doesn't put her teeth that close together, so the end result is the sound of a lot of air through her mouth instead of someone who sneezes through their teeth. there's not a great way to spell that sound or describe it but i hope you get what i mean

doesn't always do the girly vocal note after. if she doesn't, she'll do a little vocal breathy sigh like "hahh!" completely unnecessary and VERY cute

usually stifles unless she's caught off-guard by a sneeze, she's alone, or among company she's comfortable with

"Heh-gnh-Iuh!"

stifles are quieter than normal sneezes but not quiet

if she stifles she will almost always do the vocal thing described above as a way t get rid of the excess air she inhales

fluffy tail swishes around when she sneezes

sways forward a little when sneezing

buildups are kind of all over the place, she can usually feel the tickle long before the sneeze comes, but she'll start to squint and inhale two or three seconds before she actually sneezes

fans self either with an actual fan or her hand sometimes

false starts are common

false starts happen a lot more if she notices people watching her sneeze

sneezes in ones and twos, usually twos if she stifles

fits can last for ten or more drawn out over five minutes or so

covers with her handkerchief -> a tissue -> her arm -> turns away if she cant do any of those

doesn't really mind sneezing in front of other people even if she can't cover. does get a little embarrassed if she has a fit though

"Thank you dear/darling" when being blessed, mostly out of polite reflex

seasonal allergies no matter what region

slightly photic, it'll push her over the edge but won't make her sneeze by herself

cooking/baking spices (and flour) make her sneeze at least once every time she works with them

also just a naturally sneezy person in the morning

4/10 wetness, 3/10 mess, 3/10 pitch, 9/10 volume

"Ha(rr)h-(BL)ESHHHoo!"

pretty masculine sneeze despite how girly she is just in general as a person

lots of force behind it and really loud

extremely embarrassed about it

ALWAYS sneezes in twos. could be right after the other, could be like two minutes apart, but it's never just one sneeze

feels it way before it happens, warns people if she knows them well (otherwise tries to make up an excuse to disappear)

might add a "Woo!" if it's an especially harsh one and she's around friends; otherwise she apologizes for sneezing

couple seconds of breathy buildup, covers face during this time

carries tissues with her for herself and others, but will use her hand in a pinch (carries spare gloves for this purpose)

hates sneezing in front of people but it won't like ruin her day

sometimes mention how she has the "loudest sneeze ever" as smalltalk. she has never met est/elle.

extremely gracious of being blessed even though it makes her blush

has never sneezed on anyone but might actually cry if it happened

can't stifle or hold back; stifling just leaves her with the tingle and holding back doesn't work for her. sometimes you just have to let em out man

mad grass and tree pollen allergies from basically every region. hell flowers may get her going if they smell strongly. any flowers she receives from fans she immediately hands off to her manager

doesn't do outdoor shows if she can help it because of this

on allergy meds all the time if she isn't working so she's drowsy af

sniffles a lot even though she's not really ever super congested

illness tends to go to her throat, which doesn't make her sneezes messier, but it does make them sound harsher and hurt a hell of a lot

immediately bedridden despite the severity of her illness. an idol has to get her rest to get healthy

once again left this wonderful ask to fester for far longer than it should have. go off, anon. speak the truth for us all to hear

i've been away for a while but i never really went anywhere. been dealing with some pretty wicked writer's block on top of having low motivation for snz recently. not gonna apologize for that specifically, but i am sorry for keeping all you folks who i've kept waiting on me. i think i'm getting it back but i need to take it easy. i want what i make to be good because i liked it, not because i forced myself to do it. this is all supposed to be for fun after all!

in case you're curious, here's the rest of the List i keep mentioning:

SNZ STATLINE: 7/10 wetness, 3/10 mess, 10/10 pitch, 6/10 volume

"(H)eh-(K)TSSSH-IIEWWW!"

beyond girly; extremely high pitch, especially given her voice

might be due to spending so much time around Durins

usually sneezes in twos, but can sometimes get away with singles. two or three seconds in between

feels a strong tingle around ten seconds before it happens, they never sneak up on her. she usually only prepares a second or two beforehand though

may or may not announce beforehand ie. "Ohh, I'm going to sneeze..."

bobs head down when she sneezes--does it more out of habit than anything, sometimes does it out of sync with the actual sneeze

pinches nose while she sneezes

draws her hand to her face slowly and removes it quickly

most of the spray is caught on the edge of her sleeve and/or the inside of her wrist given where she has her hand while sneezing, so they appear drier than they actually are

she probably doesn't really understand that the spray is mostly from her mouth? like she hates sneezing "uncovered" because she thinks they get wetter when she can't pinch her nose

whatever makes you feel better i guess. we all got that useless thing we do girl

carries a handkerchief, but only uses it to blow/wipe up after

sniffs and sighs after

blesses herself if she sneezes four or more times at once

doesn't really mind sneezing in front of other people so much as she minds interrupting herself and others

cannot stifle. pinching her nose shut just makes it all come out her mouth instead

can't really hold back either; it just leaves her with the tingle and they always sneak their way out eventually so she just doesn't bother

years of living underground in comfort left her with a mild allergy to just about everything, so she's decently naturally sneezy

alcohol makes her nose sensitive AF which is a small part of why she doesn't tend to touch the stuff

spending time in cold temperatures gives her a runny nose. she refuses to drink while its cold out

hi anon. id actually like to do both of them, i'll add them both to the List.

hi there! i am running low on creative juices atm but we'll be back soon...